
Well, her eye makeup is great. But her jumpsuit looks like a flat tire that got patched.

Oh, Donatella. Please get your mitts off her.

Well, it's crisp. But it's also too tight and too low. She looks like she's holding her breath.

Okay, I'm cheating here a little. This was her performing at the Billboard Women in Music Awards the other day, and I didn't realize she'd done that, so we didn't post it. I love about 96 percent of this, but wish she didn't have that giant napkin on her waist. No lunch is THAT messy. Well, unless it's ribs. Was it ribs?

"Couldn't find my shirt. Big deal. That's what hoodies are for."

"Well, okay, I liked how the other thing felt. I NEED VENTILATION, ALL RIGHT."

Well, look. If you are going to wear this -- and WHY you would feel that need is up in the air -- then you can only hope to look as good in it as she does.

So between her and Zendaya, are turtlenecks with skirts making a push back into the main? I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE KEPT THOSE. This is why people become hoarders, dude.
