It's highly likely that these jeans are just going to disintegrate on his body, possibly in public.
Styled by Cher Horowitz!
Styled by the student manager at Contempo Casuals at the Westside Pavilion in 1995.
I DON'T KNOW. WORDS.
She looks SO REASONABLE HERE. She looks like someone going to her office holiday dinner, who just randomly wandered into this event.