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# Fugs and... Fugs: Australia's Logie Awards
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugs-and-fugs-australias-logie-awards/
- Published: 2013-04-09T21:00:50.000Z
- Updated: 2013-04-10T00:17:53.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31

## Kassandra Clementi

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/166005739.xml)

Kassandra here is on the Aussie soap *Home and Away*, which is a similar duality to the dress itself: The back would be away, and the front, for obvious reasons, is home. As in the plate. You feel me.

## Ada Nicodemou

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/165895323.xml)

What IS it with *Home and Away* actresses and white gowns that want you to at least WONDER how to get to Crotchame Street? NOW IS NOT THE TIME. IN PUBLIC, IN FACT, IS RARELY THE TIME.

## Natalie Harper

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/165887656.xml)

Despite my excitement, Natalie Harper is NOT the real-life incarnation of the *All my Children* character who got thrown down a well by her twin sister and also spent some time being blind. Instead, she works on a kids' TV program. And one of MY kids walked up and looked at this and said, "Mommy, I need a lemon popsicle," which fits, because that dress is a lemon crotchsicle. I'm sure somehow this all ties up into a nice bow.

## Rebecca Judd

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/165889433.xml)

We've featured Aussie WAG Rebecca before, but I love that her Wikipedia page's summary is basically, "She's married to a footballer and once hosted a weekend weather segment in Perth." Oh, right, and also: WHAT IS THIS. The zipper is especially confounding -- like her vagina is throwing itself a coming out party and the countdown is about to start.

## Georgie Gardner

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/165895360.xml)

Georgie here is a newscaster and, per Wikipedia, a practicing Anglican. I'm not sure why that was the one notable thing they included. Then again, she's dressed as a bride, so maybe it's important because she is open to marrying other Churches, if they offer better snacks and eternal-life guarantees.

## Prinnie Stevens

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/165950010.xml)

Prinnie was on *The Voice*. And that dress looks like 30 pounds of satin at Donald Trump's eighth wedding.

## Lauren Phillips

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/165888968.xml)

This does seem to be the Welsh Lauren Phillips, whose Wikipedia page states that she's on "the Welsh soap Pobol y Cwm." I freaking love a language that turns to vowels and says, "Buzz off, skags, we've got this." I don't really have thoughts about her dress, really, except that the half-peplum looks like a hip hanky.

## Jason Coleman

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/165901191.xml)

A man in a gold jacket pointing at the camera? SOLD.

## Claudia Karvan

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/165895452.xml)

Claudia is a writer/producer/actor, who not only missed the memo about gilding her skin silly, but is wearing a dress that might be kind of loony but in this crowd feels like a bastion of beautiful Blanchettian sanity.

## Georgie Parker

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/165895264.xml)

I MEAN. This is making zebras everywhere twitch with self-loathing.

## Jennifer Hawkins

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/165949901.xml)

Glad to see that the head-reattachment surgery went well; when does the bandage come off?

## Stephanie Rice

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/165895417.xml)

Star Australian swimmer Stephanie Rice, or future adopted Kardashian and head designer of their *Kardynasty* maternity line? You decide.

## Kate Ritchie

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/165947841.xml)

I just realized that is one SERIOUSLY strategic shadow. I hope she stood EXACTLY there all night.

## Asher Keddie

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/165895245.xml)

Which came first, the dickey or the dress?

## Laura Dundovic

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/165938795.xml)

Of all the red dresses, this one is actually the best one. So it's probably pretty mean of me to lead off with it. Sorry about that.

## Samara Weaving

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/165895329.xml)

At least this *Home and Away* actress decided to buck the crotch trend. But not the sheer trend. Is this over yet? Please? God, it's like *The Hobbit* of trends (movie, not book, Tolkein purists).

## Carrie Bickmore

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/165889405.xml)

Somebody's knee pits just couldn't STAND being left out of the action. That, or they're huge Brynne Edelsten fans and cut themselves a window into true crazy.

[Fugs and... Fugs: Australia's Logie AwardsWe will cover later the scrumptious horrors of Brynne Edelsten; first, let's see what the rest of 'em had to offer, at one of Australia's many fine shindigs that has all of Fug Nation's Down Under contingent frantically Tweeting and e-mailing things like, "OMG YOU ARE GOING TO EXPLODE." \[Photos: Getty\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/166005739.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugs-and-fugs-australias-logie-awards-04-2013/)