Gabrielle Union in Dolce & Gabbana
D&G has been making a HUGE celebrity push, it seems. I feel like I've typed those words a whole lot recently. This one is basically snoozeville -- like her bra dress decided it craved a tablecloth -- but it's not awful. It's just... you know, okay. It's the kind of C student you suspect could pull at least a B if he or she ever did the reading.
Taraji P. Henson in Kayat Fall
This might be flaring a little weirdly over her right boob, but you know what, it's still cool and SHE looks tremendous, so I'm going to embrace it.
La La Anthony in Alexander McQueen
Here's the thing: NO. STOP IT. "Boobs Legsly" is not a title that always needs to be inhabited, like President or Pope. Let's stop applying for the job.
Regina Hall
I fear this might be shorts, but I have to give her that the whole ensemble looks super cute on her UNTIL we get to the shoeshine brushes she's wearing on her feet.
Lisa Leslie
And HERE, I am with her until her toenails start to look like a really weird infection.
Keke Palmer in Cushnie et Ochs
The top of this dress may be present under extreme duress.
Janina Gavankar
I wish this was just GREEN, and not green-over-cream. BE GREEN. It's easier than Kermit made it sound.
Floyd Mayweather, Jr.
... no. But in all fairness, I can't take him seriously now that I know, thanks to "Lindsay," that he and Lohan worked a Halloween event together at Foxwoods. It just seems... sigh.
Dennis Haysbert
He is so calming. Do you think he and Mayhem ever get together and try and compare who's done more Allstate commercials?