Emma Stone

There's a prettiness to the shape of this, and the way the ruffles fall, but the longer I look at it... it has a distinct aura of your grandmother's aging lace Honeymoon dress that's become the breeding ground for a fly colony.

Emma Stone

And then you get up close and the back is wedding-flavored chicken wire.

Amy Adams

Meanwhile I just need to gaze upon Amy's hair and weep softly. For this is what I think my hair looks like when it's long, and it is NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE AT ALL, and also my hair is taking forever to grow out and I'm having yearnings to borrow hers.

Amy Adams

Unfortunately the dress looks like someone tried to paint on an apron with decorative tar.

Fugs and Hmms: Emma Stone and Amy Adams

These two women should be EVERYWHERE for the next few months. La La Land has awards buzz -- will anyone in the comedy/musical category be able to beat Emma Stone at the Globes? -- and Amy Adams is in Nocturnal Animals and Arrival, both of which are drawing compliments as well. This means lots of things, but let's face it, here one thing reigns above all else: SO MANY OUTFITS. And so it begins. [Photos: Getty]