Rooney Mara
There is a hideousness to this which defies description. It looks like a bad joke: "A Gap t-shirt, a Vegas wedding dress, and a pair of L'Eggs from Planet Gargantua walked into a bar. The bartender said, 'What can I get you?' And they said, 'A concussion.'"
Rooney Mara
There is really no angle at which this Balenciaga doesn't look terrible. I don't get it. It's Rooneyhose.
Scarlett Johansson in Dolce & Gabbana
This is from Dolce & Gabbana's recent "We are obsessed with things that look like antiquities" line, and this is what you'd see if the Getty Museum hired cheerleaders. Having said that, I actually really like it on her -- it's more fun and less mannered and clunky than a lot of this collection was.
Joaquin Phoenix
"So, I haven't been paying attention in a while... there's this thing called 'hipsters'? Am I doing it right?"