> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Fugs and Maybe One Fab Somewhere: Various Super Bowl Events - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugs-and-maybe-one-fab-somewhere-various-super-bowl-events/ - Published: 2014-02-03T22:00:43.000Z - Updated: 2014-02-03T07:29:06.000Z - Author: Heather - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:37 ## Tika Sumpter ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/466465453.xml) I mean, that is basically a training bra she's wearing with that massive doily. ## Hannah Davis ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/466474503.xml) And this outfit is the photonegative, in a way. Also, do we think that's a sock tan line, or just lazy bronzer application? Feet: the forgotten skin. ## Erin Heatherton ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/466452683.xml) I seriously feel like she made this with something she found in the catering truck. And the shirt is OVER IT and quitting on her. ## Shay Mitchell ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/466459355.xml) If you tug the butler's pull on her purse, does it bring a coat? ## Jackie Cruz ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/466453569.xml) She is from "Orange Is The New Black," apparently, and now she's teaching me that her shorts are the new AAACK and those bootdals are the new NO and this outfit is the new STOP IT. ## Ashanti ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/466474763.xml) YOU PEOPLE ARE MAKING ASHANTI LOOK LIKE THE VOICE OF REASON. THINK ABOUT THAT. ## Chanel Iman ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/466453155.xml) Even when I can't see a navel, I can still see a navel. IT'S WINTER, Y'ALL. ## Ireland Baldwin ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/466453183.xml) I almots mistook her for Rumer Willis, but I NEVER mistook her garment for a real dress. ## Lindsey Vonn ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/466459311.xml) Those pants say to me, "I am really pissed I'm not in my ski outfits in Sochi right now." The sweater says to me that she's human and didn't want Ashanti to be the only one carrying the torch for warm arms. ## Maria Menounos ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/466491991.xml) Maria's abs would not be left out of the festivities. WOULD NOT. ## Michael B. Jordan ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/466383417.xml) Let's cleanse ourselves for a second by watching Guy Fieri eat Michael B. Jordan's adorable dust. He WISHES his food tasted that good. ## Alyssa Milano ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/466465445.xml) I mean, based on everything that's come before, this is fine. Alyssa Milano gets it. She's like, "Hmm, checking the guest list... yeah, I can TOTALLY take these people with only like half my effort." ## AnnaSophia Robb ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/466459413.xml) I'm always so startled to see her without her Carrie Bradshaw curls. She actually looks reasonable and casual and cool. ## AnnaSophia Robb ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/466460697.xml) An accessory! A CUTE one! ## Desmond Howard ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/466453917.xml) You'd think all his ESPN College Football Saturday money would've meant he could buy some pants from this decade. ## Terrell Owens ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/466475645.xml) ... Yeah, whatever, it was a MAXIM party. What does anyone expect? We're lucky he even HAS pants. ## Zach Levi ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/466452665.xml) Thank you for snazzing up the joint, Zach. ## Nick Kroll ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/466445995.xml) "Hi, I'm your high school math teacher, just making sure nobody puts ouzo in the punch." ## Tyson Beckford ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/466466159.xml) This is adorably wonky. Like a cater waiter who is trying to get up to a caper, so he knocked out someone's grandfather on alumni weekend and tied him up naked in a closet and borrowed his clothes to sneak into a party and stop a thief/be the thief/win a bet/find the woman he loves. ## Queen Latifah ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/466626793.xml) That coat looks so warm. I want to borrow it for Fashion Week. ## Gabby Douglas ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/466617975.xml) Did anyone watch the Lifetime movie about her that aired this weekend? The reviews were TERRIBLE and I'm almost sad I missed it. Almost. ## Aaron Paul, Jimmy Johnson ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/466617871.xml) "Yo, BITCH, can you get a picture of me with Jimmy and his hair?!?" ## Pat Monaghan ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/466617697.xml) I know he's wearing a Seattle jersey, so he's probably a legit Seahawks fan or whatever, but somehow when I saw that "Drops of Jupiter" was in the audience I was just like, 'Yeah, of course Train is there. Train is everywhere." ## Jamie Foxx ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/466618087.xml) "God damn, I can't believe Train is here. Please nobody request 'Drops of Jupiter.'" [Fugs and Maybe One Fab Somewhere: Various Super Bowl EventsI feel like everyone is so relieved that New York/New Jersey wasn't godawful frigid (supposedly?) that the abs came out like it was Miami up in there. \[Photos: Getty\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/466465453.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugs-and-maybe-one-fab-somewhere-various-super-bowl-events-02-2014/)