Tika Sumpter
I mean, that is basically a training bra she's wearing with that massive doily.
Hannah Davis
And this outfit is the photonegative, in a way. Also, do we think that's a sock tan line, or just lazy bronzer application? Feet: the forgotten skin.
Erin Heatherton
I seriously feel like she made this with something she found in the catering truck. And the shirt is OVER IT and quitting on her.
Shay Mitchell
If you tug the butler's pull on her purse, does it bring a coat?
Jackie Cruz
She is from "Orange Is The New Black," apparently, and now she's teaching me that her shorts are the new AAACK and those bootdals are the new NO and this outfit is the new STOP IT.
Ashanti
YOU PEOPLE ARE MAKING ASHANTI LOOK LIKE THE VOICE OF REASON. THINK ABOUT THAT.
Chanel Iman
Even when I can't see a navel, I can still see a navel. IT'S WINTER, Y'ALL.
Ireland Baldwin
I almots mistook her for Rumer Willis, but I NEVER mistook her garment for a real dress.
Lindsey Vonn
Those pants say to me, "I am really pissed I'm not in my ski outfits in Sochi right now." The sweater says to me that she's human and didn't want Ashanti to be the only one carrying the torch for warm arms.
Maria Menounos
Maria's abs would not be left out of the festivities. WOULD NOT.
Michael B. Jordan
Let's cleanse ourselves for a second by watching Guy Fieri eat Michael B. Jordan's adorable dust. He WISHES his food tasted that good.
Alyssa Milano
I mean, based on everything that's come before, this is fine. Alyssa Milano gets it. She's like, "Hmm, checking the guest list... yeah, I can TOTALLY take these people with only like half my effort."
AnnaSophia Robb
I'm always so startled to see her without her Carrie Bradshaw curls. She actually looks reasonable and casual and cool.
AnnaSophia Robb
An accessory! A CUTE one!
Desmond Howard
You'd think all his ESPN College Football Saturday money would've meant he could buy some pants from this decade.
Terrell Owens
... Yeah, whatever, it was a MAXIM party. What does anyone expect? We're lucky he even HAS pants.
Zach Levi
Thank you for snazzing up the joint, Zach.
Nick Kroll
"Hi, I'm your high school math teacher, just making sure nobody puts ouzo in the punch."
Tyson Beckford
This is adorably wonky. Like a cater waiter who is trying to get up to a caper, so he knocked out someone's grandfather on alumni weekend and tied him up naked in a closet and borrowed his clothes to sneak into a party and stop a thief/be the thief/win a bet/find the woman he loves.
Queen Latifah
That coat looks so warm. I want to borrow it for Fashion Week.
Gabby Douglas
Did anyone watch the Lifetime movie about her that aired this weekend? The reviews were TERRIBLE and I'm almost sad I missed it. Almost.
Aaron Paul, Jimmy Johnson
"Yo, BITCH, can you get a picture of me with Jimmy and his hair?!?"
Pat Monaghan
I know he's wearing a Seattle jersey, so he's probably a legit Seahawks fan or whatever, but somehow when I saw that "Drops of Jupiter" was in the audience I was just like, 'Yeah, of course Train is there. Train is everywhere."
Jamie Foxx
"God damn, I can't believe Train is here. Please nobody request 'Drops of Jupiter.'"