Kate Moss
At first I thought she had on animal print pants, and that would at least have been SOME kind of twist on the sheer dress. But no. It's just another pair of panties with a veil, like her crotch is at a funeral.
Naomi Campbell
At least Naomi is INTERESTING. Those sleeves are like giant elbow coozies.
Karen Elson
Well, it's too tight. But if she'd put on a hat and gone to Ascot in this I'd be applauding.
Jacquetta Wheeler
Honey, don't borrow pantsuits from shorter girls.
Eva Herzigova
Even paisley is at least a pleasing change-up on the netting trend. I don't get to type the word "paisley" enough. Maybe I'll start a blog called Go Paisley Yourself, although I think I'd have to resort to making it all about the lyrics of Brad Paisley due to lack of other content, and that would short-circuit my mind-grapes.
Kristen McMenamy
She is a Tim Burton movie.
Katia Elizarova
Does her jacket have a tongue? And is it licking its chops?
Daisy Lowe
Are we sure that's not Spider Man wrapping paper?