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# Fugs and Pieces, April 1st
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugs-and-pieces-april-1st-04-2011/
- Published: 2011-04-01T22:00:05.000Z
- Updated: 2011-04-01T21:12:41.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: Fugs and Pieces, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

Time for Fugs and Pieces, 100% April Fools Prank Free, guaranteed!

\-- [Royal Wedding in Legos](https://www.styleite.com/media/royal-wedding-lego/?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)! Who can resist? (Styleite)

\--[ Pants, at last, provided for the pantless](https://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2011/03/pants.html?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) (including at least one of your Fug Madness finalists). Thanks, Photoshop! (Vulture)

\-- Karl Lagerfeld has designed [these AWESOME Diet Coke bottles, all of which we obviously need here at GFY HQ. ](https://adweek.blogs.com/adfreak/2011/03/karl-lagerfeld-designs-bottles-for-diet-coke.html?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)Bonus note of interest: the man has "a Diet Coke butler." Yes. That is, I believe, the official definition of, "having too much money." (AdFreak)

\-- Speaking of the Kaiser, [apparently the REST of Chanel isn't very happy that Blake Lively is the new face of the brand. ](https://laineygossip.com/Blake%5FLively%5Fat%5FCinemaCon%5FStar%5Fof%5FTomorrow%5Fand%5Fmeangirled%5Fat%5FChanel%5F01apr11.aspx?CatID=0&CelID=0&ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)Oh, darlings, spritz on some more No. 5 and get on with it. (Lainey)

\-- Wondering JUST HOW BAD the *Wonder Woman* script is? [The answer is: OMG BAD. You HAVE to read this run-down. It is... YEAH. ](https://www.thedailybeast.com/blogs-and-stories/2011-02-02/wonder-woman-a-sneak-peak-at-david-e-kelleys-script/full/?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)(The Daily Beast)

\-- I guess [Courtney Love is mad at Kelly Osbourne for calling her a crackhead on Fashion Police](https://www.popeater.com/2011/04/01/courtney-love-kelly-osbourne-drugs/?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). I hate to say it, but this problem would be solved by NOT ACTING LIKE YOU MIGHT BE A CRACKHEAD. (PopEater)

\-- Aw, [I had no idea that Emily Deschanel was pregnant and I had NO idea that I would react by saying, "awww, good for her!" ](https://www.celebitchy.com/148655/emily%5Fdeschanel%5Fannounces%5Fher%5Fpregnancy%5Fhow%5Fwill%5Fthis%5Feffect%5Fbones/?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)But I DID. I don't know. Babies are cute. (Celebitchy)

\-- Earlier, there was this big hoo-ha from I think it was Life and Style about how Suri Cruise is at danger or something simply because she was photographed holding a bag of gummy bears in anatomically correct shapes, and I have to say,[ I'm with Katie Holmes on this one](https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/03/31/katie-holmes-on-the-kennedys%5Fn%5F842973.html?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). (HuffPo)

\-- [This baroque library in Prague ](https://www.wired.com/underwire/2011/03/strahov-monastery-panoramic-image?pid=3251&ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)\-- and the dude who is taking a really complicated panoramic picture of it -- is fascinating. (Wired)

\-- Also AMAZING? [This collection of photos of the Gatsby-esque mansions on Long Island's Gold Coast](https://curbed.com/archives/2011/03/29/the-fading-glory-of-long-islands-gold-coast-caught-in-pictures.php?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io#more). It just makes you want to get into your row boat and go see Daisy. Probably to chew her out, because Daisy Buchanan seriously needed a Get-A-Grip friend, but you feel me. (Curbed)

\-- Speaking of houses,[ did you know Jeremy Renner is a secret house flipper?](https://blog.movies.yahoo.com/blog/991-jeremy-renners-secret-side-gig-flipping-houses?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) People really do contain multiples. (Yahoo Movies)

\-- You need to read this fascinating piece on Lady Mary Wortley Montagu, an 18th century noblewoman. I can't say more, other than that the following are involved:[ elopements, smallpox, secretly teaching oneself Greek, and the beauty secrets of Turkish baths](https://millicentandcarlafran.wordpress.com/2011/03/27/lady-mary-wortley-montagu-and-the-womens-coffee-house/?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). Fascinating, I tell you. (Millicent and Carla Fran)

\-- I think I'll give you the headline for this and nothing more: [Man Cannot Remove Tiny Hat](https://thehairpin.com/2011/03/man-cannot-remove-his-tiny-hat/?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). (The Hairpin)

\-- So, this is awesome. T[his dude decided to ask authors at book-signings to inscribe an insult to him in their books. The results are pretty hilarious.](https://flavorwire.com/165532/how-to-get-insulted-by-authors?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) (Flavorwire)

\-- And, finally, [two months from this very day, our YA novel, SPOILED comes out](https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0316098256/ref=s9%5Fsimh%5Fgw%5Fp14%5Fd0%5Fi1?pf%5Frd%5Fm=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf%5Frd%5Fs=center-2&pf%5Frd%5Fr=1VVD0BQRDRP0AAFJV9QV&pf%5Frd%5Ft=101&pf%5Frd%5Fp=470938631&pf%5Frd%5Fi=507846&ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)! We can't wait for you to read it. G[retchen McNeil of the Bookanistas (and, in the interest of full disclosure, someone I've known since we were wearing horrifying 90s outfits because it *was* the 90s) read it recently and fell in love with Brooke Berlin ](https://gretchenmcneil.blogspot.com/2011/03/bookanistas-review-spoiled.html?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)(one of our heroines, who we can't wait for you to meet), and we hope you will too. End of self-promotion! GO ENJOY YOUR WEEKEND!