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# Fugs and Pieces, August 1, 2014
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugs-and-pieces-august-1-2014-08-2014/
- Published: 2014-08-01T21:00:45.000Z
- Updated: 2014-08-01T21:03:09.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: Fugs and Pieces, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:39

IT'S HOT HERE. Read these things:

\-- This week, we pitted [Kiki Dunst against Christy Turlington in the Battle of the Faux Marie Antoinettes for Vanity Fair](https://www.vanityfair.com/online/daily/2014/07/christy-turlington-kirsten-dunst?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io).

\-- Did you know there's a [Go Fug Yourself Book Club on Goodreads? ](https://www.goodreads.com/group/show/137865-go-fug-yourself-book-club?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)There is! This month's selection is *Code Name Verity*, so get talking!

\-- [VINTAGE WEDDING GOWNS.](https://retroette.com/2014/07/08/10-brides-10-different-decades-1880-1970/?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) Cornelia Vanderbilt looks *amazing*; one bride is wearing "a giant crocheted condom." Must see. (Retroette)

\-- [*Paper*](https://www.papermag.com/2014/07/the%5Fbest%5Fworst%5Fand%5Fweirdest%5Fcelebrity%5Fcookbooks.php?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)[ runs down the best, worst, and weirdest celebrity cookbooks.](https://www.papermag.com/2014/07/the%5Fbest%5Fworst%5Fand%5Fweirdest%5Fcelebrity%5Fcookbooks.php?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) This is where I confess that the Gywneth Paltrow cookbooks are kinda good. I own both of them. I also (obviously) happen to own the Miss Piggy one in question.

\-- Thank you, *Elle,* for [The Best Beach Reads to Transport You Around the World](https://www.elle.com/news/lifestyle/international-beach-reads?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). I need transportation.

\-- [Book Riot has curated a bunch of book-inspired shoes.](https://bookriot.com/2014/07/21/twinkle-toes-bookish-shoes-literary-feet/?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) We love books AND shoes!

\-- [BOOZY POPSICLES? ](https://www.cosmopolitan.com/food-cocktails/a29510/spiked-popsicles-recipes/?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)OKAY! (Cosmo)

\-- They[ played *New Girl*'s True American over at *Entertainment Weekly*!](https://popwatch.ew.com/2014/07/29/popwatch-confessional-true-american-new-girl/?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) It ended with a hangover.

\-- I appreciate [*Lucky*'s salute to Mindy Kaling's Instagram](https://www.luckymag.com/beauty/2014/07/mindy-kaling-beauty-muse?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io).

\-- [Benedict Cumberbatch, pointing at things](https://www.vanityfair.com/vf-hollywood/benedict-cumberbatch-comic-con-pointing-at-things?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). (Vanity Fair)

\-- [Allison Williams is going to play the title role in NBC's *Peter Pan* and I am actually totally fine with this](https://www.laineygossip.com/Allison-Williams-to-play-Peter-Pan/30896?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). She can sing and she might be good. (I like *Peter Pan*, but it's not HOLY TO ME the way *Sound of Music* is, and besides, what we're all REALLY excited about is the possibility that the flying mechanism will malfunction.) (Lainey)

\-- [Adam Driver and DanRad in the same movie?](https://www.pajiba.com/trailers/adam-driver-compares-adorable-daniel-radcliffe-to-a-moldy-banana-what-if-.php?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) I might be in, you guys. (Pajiba)

\-- I love this: [If MORE Famous Literary Characters Had Online Dating Profiles](https://www.barnesandnoble.com/blog/if-more-famous-literary-characters-had-online-dating-profiles/?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). (Barnes & Noble Book Blog)

\-- From Mental Floss, [31 Adorable Slang Terms for Sexual Intercourse from the Last 600 Years](https://mentalfloss.com/article/57872/31-adorable-slang-terms-sexual-intercourse-last-600-years?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). I'm bringing back "horizontal refreshment."

\-- Buzzfeed made [a whole bunch of snap judgements on the upcoming batch of pilots](https://www.buzzfeed.com/jaimieetkin/new-tv-shows-2014-2015-pilots-snap-judgments?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io).

\-- Here's[ a whole bunch of Lee Pace pictures for you](https://www.celebitchy.com/379047/lee%5Fpace%5Fmight%5Fbe%5Fon%5Fthe%5Fverge%5Fon%5Fnext-level%5Fstardom%5Fwould%5Fyou%5Fhit%5Fit/?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). (Celebitchy)

\-- Just gonna leave this here: [British Men Romp Nude in Beautiful Homoerotic Glory](https://nymag.com/thecut/2014/07/british-men-romp-nude-in-beautiful-naked-glory.html??ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). (Um. Not safe for work.) (The Cut)