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# Fugs and Pieces, March 16 2012
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugs-and-pieces-march-17-2011-03-2012/
- Published: 2012-03-16T21:00:15.000Z
- Updated: 2012-03-16T23:23:38.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: Fugs and Pieces, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

Have fun this St Patrick's Day, Fug Nation! Don't get too drunk, but if you do, please drunk-tweet us that you love us. You know we love you too. While you're waiting to get your green beer on:

\-- This piece on how [*John Carter*'s marketing doomed it -- and what went wrong with it](https://www.vulture.com/2012/03/john-carter-doomed-by-first-trailer.html?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) \-- is totally fascinating. (Vulture)

\-- [Your Prince Harry Update: Talking to a Drunk Girl in a Stairwell](https://laineygossip.com/Articles/Details/22986/Hot-Harry-and-Drunk-Girl?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). Wow, the paps in England have some ACCESS. Of course, I learned that from[ recapping the moving Lifetime movie about William and Kate](https://gofugyourself.com/fug-the-fromage-william-and-kate-04-2011?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). (Lainey)

\-- [This story about cookbook ghostwriters is juicy!](https://www.nytimes.com/2012/03/14/dining/i-was-a-cookbook-ghostwriter.html?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) No pun intended. (NY Times)

\-- I love that WWD did a story about[ the style evolution of madames](https://www.wwd.com/eye/people/call-me-madam-5797944?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). (WWD)

\-- The fact that [Chad Michael Murray has been cast as Spider Elliott in the new adaptation of *Scruples*](https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/chad-michael-murray-one-tree-hill-scruples-pilot-298663?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) is basically THE WORST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED. SERIOUSLY. HE'S ALL WRONG. (THR)

\-- The Hollywood Reporter's piece on the [25 Most Influential Stylists is totally relevant to your interests](https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/lists/most-powerful-stylists-of-2012-299177?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). (THR)

\-- [Simon Doonan is a delight](https://www.refinery29.com/simon-doonan-interview-pictures?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). (Refinery 29)

\-- [This interview with Fug Fave Solange is also a delight](https://newyork.timeout.com/shopping-style/2804205/interview-solange-knowles?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). Some highlights: in reference to Net-a-Porter, "I made the biggest mistake of introducing that to my sister, and she’s just been out of control…out of control. It’s just out of control," and re: her clothing, "I just want to do the fun shit.." (Time Out New York)

\-- Man, all the interviews that [Kristen Johnston has been doing about her drug addiction](https://www.thefix.com/content/guts-kristen-johnson-returns7879?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) have been compelling. You guys, her stomach exploded. Intense. (The Fix)

\-- Flavorwire compiled a list of [the most powerful fictional women in literature](https://flavorwire.com/269737/readers-choice-10-more-of-the-most-powerful-women-in-literature?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io), and Stylist UK put together a list of[ 25 kick-ass TV heroines.](https://www.stylist.co.uk/people/25-kick-ass-TV-heroines?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) Lists! Ladies! (Flavorwire, Stylist)

\-- I made a really loud squealing noise when I saw [the picture of this baby cloned pashmina goa](https://newsfeed.time.com/2012/03/16/meet-noori-the-worlds-first-cloned-pashmina-goat/?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)t. It's so cuuuuuute. Is it weird that I really want a goat? (Time)

\-- [Meryl Streep is a mega-bitch to her Connecticut neighbors, says one neighbor.](https://www.celebitchy.com/215587/meryl%5Fstreep%5Fis%5Fa%5Fmega-bitch%5Fto%5Fher%5Fconnecticut%5Fneighbors%5Fsays%5Fone%5Fneighbor/?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) I like to respond to that headline thusly: "Meryl Streep, why are you such a mega-bitch?" "BECAUSE I CAN BE." But it's damning, you guys. To wit: " You’ll see her bike through town in a flowing dress and a straw hat. " NO NOT A STRAW HAT. THAT BITCH. (Celebitchy)

\-- While we're deep into Fug Madness -- have you voted?? -- PBS is covering our other favorite subject.[ Behold: SANDWICH MADNESS](https://www.pbs.org/food/features/sandwich-madness/?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). (PBS)