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# Fugs and Pieces, May 10, 2013
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugs-and-pieces-may-10-2013-05-2013/
- Published: 2013-05-10T21:00:08.000Z
- Updated: 2013-05-10T22:49:26.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: Fugs and Pieces, band name, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:35

Happy Mother's Day to all the moms out there! (Especially ours!) Please read and enjoy:

\-- You need to read this, at the Hollywood Reporter: [$40,000-a-Night Escorts: Secrets of the Cannes Call Girls.](https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/hookers-at-cannes-40000-a-497667?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) Yes. Exactly. (THR)

\-- Vulture put together The Ultimate Don Draper Pitch, in a piece I like to call [OMG First Season Jon Hamm Is SOOOOOOOOOO Good-Looking](https://www.vulture.com/2013/05/watch-the-ultimate-don-draper-pitch.html?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). (Vulture)

\-- Exhibit L in the series The Internet Is So Weird (In a Good Way): [Ryan Gosling Won't Eat His Cereal](https://gosloving.blogspot.fr/2013/05/ryan-gosling-wont-eat-his-cereal.html?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). (Gosloving)

\-- [Rick Moranis is back! ](http://www.vulture.com/2013/05/rick-moranis-return.html?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)This is great news, and timely, since I just watched *Ghostbusters* this weekend. Many Shubs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Sloar that day, I can tell you! (Vulture)

\-- Over at the Cut, Rebecca Harrington has done a great series of really brilliant and funny articles where she goes on the crazy diets endorsed by celebrities -- I've linked to them before. [This week: GOOP gets it.](http://www.nymag.com/thecut/2013/05/i-tried-gwyneths-diet-and-got-a-rash-on-my-face.html?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) (The Cut)

\-- [This weekend is the 20th birthday of DONNA MARTIN GRADUATES.](https://www.vulture.com/2013/05/tori-spelling-on-90210-donna-martin-graduates.html?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) Vulture talks to Tori Spelling. (Vulture)

\-- Lainey and I agree that [if the story about the Hemsworths intervening with Liam to dump Miley is true, we are kind of Team Miley](https://www.laineygossip.com/Hemsworth-brothers-stage-intervention-to-get-Liam-to-leave-Miley-Cyrus/26830?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). (Although I find the story about an actual anti-Miley intervention to be hilarious, theoretically. I like to think they had a PowerPoint, and it was ALL pictures from *The Last Song*.) (Lainey)

\-- [Let's look at some May brides throughout Royal History, shall we](https://orderofsplendor.blogspot.com/2013/05/wedding-wednesday-may-brides.html?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)? (The Royal Order of Sartorial Splendor)

\-- [Beyonce's rider demands hand-carved ice balls. (Allegedly.)](https://www.celebitchy.com/297041/beyonces%5Ftour%5Frider%5Fincludes%5Fhand-carved%5Fice%5Fballs%5Fred%5Ftoilet%5Fpaper/?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) "Hand-Carved Ice Balls" is also the name of my new band. We are TOUGH. (Celebitchy)

\-- [A 105 year-old woman claims bacon is the secret to her long life.](https://newsfeed.time.com/2013/05/09/105-year-old-woman-says-bacon-keeps-her-alive/?iid=nf-article-trend-now&ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) TELL ME MORE. (Time)

\-- Cosmo -- brilliantly --ranks Carrie Bradshaw's boyfriends. [Do not get me started on how much I still want to slap Berger.](https://www.cosmopolitan.com/celebrity/exclusive/carrie-bradshaw-boyfriends-sex-and-the-city?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) (Cosmo)

\-- [The Saul Bass Google Doodle is basically the best thing ever.](https://www.slate.com/blogs/browbeat/2013/05/08/saul%5Fbass%5Fgoogle%5Fdoodle%5Fcelebrates%5Fgraphic%5Fdesigner%5Fs%5Fbirthday%5Ficonic%5Ftitle.html?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) Seriously. (Slate)