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# Fugs and Pieces, May 12th, 2017
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugs-and-pieces-may-13th-2017-05-2017/
- Published: 2017-05-12T21:00:39.000Z
- Updated: 2017-05-12T22:14:49.000Z
- Description: Micro-blading! Sheet masks! Dynasty re-boots! DEEPLY WEIRD romance novels!
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, Fugs and Pieces, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:51

Happy Mother's Day to all of you who celebrate it!

\-- We took part in this piece for Vanity Fair, but I would have recommended you read it anyway: [Why the 1980s Anne of Green Gables Is Such a Hard Act to Follow](https://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2017/05/anne-of-green-gables-megan-follows-1980s-feminist-shaped-generation?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

\-- At Lainey, [Jessica Chastain's MASSIVE EYEROLL on the subject of Johnny Depp is A MASTERWORK](https://www.laineygossip.com/jessica-chastain-rolls-eyes-at-johnny-depps-earpiece/46988?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io).

\-- Speaking of, at Vulture: [The 11 Most Extravagant Things Johnny Depp Wasted His Money On](https://www.vulture.com/2017/05/everything-johnny-depp-wasted-his-money-on.html??ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

\-- The CW's [reboot of *Dynasty* is a go! ](https://www.buzzfeed.com/jarettwieselman/the-cw-new-shows-2017-2018?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)\[Buzzfeed\]

\-- Also at Lainey, [some hot hot Charlie Hunnam for your viewing pleasure](https://www.laineygossip.com/charlie-hunnams-king-arthur-looks-like-box-office-epic-flop/46996?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io).

\-- I cannot top Pajiba's original headline for this piece. Ahem: [The KFC Mother’s Day Romance Novel Doesn’t Have Nearly Enough Porking.](https://www.pajiba.com/book%5Freviews/the-kfc-mothers-day-romance-novel-doesnt-have-nearly-enough-porking.php?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

\-- Revelist [does a deep-dive into brow micro-blading, about which I am obsessed for some reason](https://www.revelist.com/hair/eyebrow-microblading/7684?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)? I do not need it, and yet...I cannot stop reading about it.

\-- Into the Gloss [has a great in-depth Q&A about sunscreen this week](https://intothegloss.com/2017/05/sunscreen-FAQs-dermatologist-aesthetician/?utm%5Fmedium=itg&utm%5Fsource=aggregate&utm%5Fcampaign=partner&utm%5Fcontent=gfy) (in part because Glossier [just launched one](https://www.glossier.com/products/invisible-shield?utm%5Fmedium=itg&utm%5Fsource=aggregate&utm%5Fcampaign=partner&utm%5Fcontent=gfy), which, yes, of course I bought). On my body, I'm currently using a combo of spray-on La Roche-Posay (but the mist isn't very fine; I need a spray on that works on my back because I don't always have someone around to rub sunscreen on my back) and a huge tub of SuperGOOP I bought at Target when I got overly enthusiastic about how much I was going to be outside last summer.

\-- I'm likewise [obsessed with these TONYMOLY sheet masks.](https://www.collegefashion.net/beauty-and-hair/tonymoly-masks-review-part-2/?utm%5Fsource=gofugyourself.com&utm%5Fmedium=referral&utm%5Fcampaign=pubexchange) \[College Fashion\]

\-- Refinery29 drew my attention to the fact that [some of Britney's costumes are currently up for auction ](https://www.refinery29.com/2017/05/153325/britney-spears-costumes-ebay-auction?utm%5Fsource=gfy&utm%5Fmedium=syndication)and I ASSUME someone will get me one for my birthday? Which, real talk, I seriously just typed as "my bitchday." You guys, EVERY day is my bitchday.)

\-- Via Celebitchy, [Patti Lupone is *not* a fan of Madonna's *Evita*, and NO this headline didn't come to you from 1996.](https://www.celebitchy.com/534875/patti%5Flupone%5Fmadonna%5Fcouldnt%5Fact%5Fher%5Fway%5Fout%5Fof%5Fa%5Fpaper%5Fbag/?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)