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# Fugs and Pieces, October 17th, 2014
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugs-and-pieces-october-17th-2014-10-2014/
- Published: 2014-10-17T21:00:49.000Z
- Updated: 2014-10-17T20:22:25.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: Fugs and Pieces, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:41

I literally just dated this "2016," so that's a thing that happened. Hello from the future! I guess I'm still wearing these same J Brands in two years. Price per wear FULLY JUSTIFIED, then.

\-- The [GFY Book Club is currently discussing their options for December!](https://www.goodreads.com/topic/show/2035809-suggestions-for-next-book-club-read-in-december?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) Join! Chat! Read!

\-- If you've never cried at a story about the importance of voicemail,[ it's just because you haven't read this article.](https://gizmodo.com/youre-wrong-about-voicemail-1645667990?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) (Gizmodo)

\-- SWINTON [is the new face of NARS, and the ad is GREAT](https://www.refinery29.com/2014/10/76391/tilda-swinton-nars-campaign?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). (Refinery29)

\-- You obviously are going to want to read about[ All 118 Sweaters on *Twin Peaks*, ranked](https://nymag.com/thecut/2014/10/ranking-of-all-117-sweaters-seen-on-twin-peaks.html?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). (The Cut)

\--[ "Wannabe," by the ladies of Spice, turned 18 this week.](https://intothegloss.com/2014/10/spice-girls-wannabe-lyrics/?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) CONGRATS, YOU'RE OLD. (Into the Gloss)

\-- You definitely want to see [Emma Stone as Sally Bowles](https://www.elle.com/news/culture/emma-stone-cabaret-sally-bowles-photo?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). (Elle)

\-- Cosmo wants to help you figure out [which "illogically sexy" Halloween costume you are. ](https://www.cosmopolitan.com/style-beauty/fashion/news/a32136/quiz-which-illogical-sexy-halloween-costume-are-you/?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)I am a sexy lobster, you guys. I'm YOUR sexy lobster.

\-- Blake Lively's -- well, Preserve.Us's -- [ode to the antebellum South was, uh, misguided at best. ](https://www.refinery29.com/2014/10/76178/blake-lively-preserve-antebellum-shoot??ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)(Refinery29)

\-- [Jamie Dornan is looking pretty hot](https://www.laineygossip.com/Jamie-Dornan-looks-hot-in-British-VOGUE/31575?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io), yet again. (Lainey)

\-- Once upon a time, [hatpins were also weapons](https://www.ravishly.com/2014/10/14/high-history-when-20th-century-women-had-enough-harassment-they-turned-fashion?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). (Ravishly)

\-- Here's [your Weekly Cumberbatch](https://www.celebitchy.com/392608/benedict%5Fcumberbatch%5Fcovers%5Fflaunt%5Fwith%5Fno%5Fdragonflies%5Fin%5Fsight%5Fhot%5For%5Fnot/?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). (Celebitchy)

\-- This Pajiba headline really makes me laugh: [Television's 7 Biggest Blandy McBlandersons. ](https://www.pajiba.com/seriously%5Frandom%5Flists/televisions-7-biggest-blandy-mcblandersons-.php?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)Why? Because a hundred years ago I worked with a dude that my friend Katherine and I called Blandy McBlanderson (or, for short, "Blandy") despite the fact that I totally had a crush on him. I LOVE a Blandy, and it's born out by the list, which includes Colin Jost AND Ben McKenzie, both of whom I am totally hot for. Vanilla dudes, call me!