
Well, look. She has a child, so maybe he made her put this on so they could play Car Wash.

And it's basically the same back to front, so if she spills something, she can just flip it around and then keep her back to the wall. But I want to know whether going to the restroom was a total disaster. There's no way one of those didn't snake its way into the toilet bowl.

She looks REALLY GOOD in this, even if it might be made of recycled VHS cassette parts.

The hair and makeup are sinking this for me.

Bordello couture.

Well, I guess we know where she's hoping you'll look.

If Blanche Devereaux Did MMA.

Seriously, if the men had a blue suit mandate, the women were told to wear black. She's working this, though.

I always find the really defined breast thing on bodices to be really distracting. They look like breastplates.

This is all too floppy and floopy to be very chic.

That's a honeymoon trousseau, not a dress.

She looks like an EXTREMELY ritzy Vegas wedding planner.

Behold the lady Bai, putting in her pizza order.

I have no idea who this is, but she is out-Linging the Bai and IT CANNOT STAND.
