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# Fugs and Whats: The 'Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No' Premiere
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugs-and-whats-the-sharknado-3-oh-hell-no-premiere-07-2015/
- Published: 2015-07-23T20:00:31.000Z
- Updated: 2016-11-17T00:51:53.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #hasslideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:44

[View the gallery](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugs-and-whats-the-sharknado-3-oh-hell-no-premiere/)

Confession: I never watched *Sharknado 2*, so I'm obviously unable to watch this because I simply won't be able to follow along. \[[I recapped the first one](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-the-fromage-sharknado-07-2013/), FYI.\] theHowever, this screening looked like a total late '90s hoot, given that all manner of random people are in it -- and yet, all my favorites from the cast list on IMDb were no-shows. No Steve Sanders, no Tara Reid, no Bo Derek (!!!WHAT!!!), no *Malcolm In The Middle*, no Mark Cuban (he plays the PRESIDENT, in what must also be a winking nod to his participation in *Shark Tank*), no Penn Jillette. NADA. Kendra Wilkinson would come to the opening of an eye if it meant a mention in *Us Weekly*, and even SHE isn't there. Chris Kirkpatrick ALSO said "Bye Bye Bye." (ZING.) Thank God plenty of other people had nothing to do tonight or else this Sharknado would be a Sharkdrizzle. (DOUBLE ZING. I'll show myself out.)

\[Photos: Fame/Flynet\]