> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Fugs and Whats: The 'Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No' Premiere - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugs-and-whats-the-sharknado-3-oh-hell-no-premiere/ - Published: 2015-07-23T20:00:31.000Z - Updated: 2016-11-17T00:51:53.000Z - Author: Heather - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:44 ## Downtown Julie Brown ![downtown julie brown sharknado 3 premiere](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2015/07/ffn_km_sharknado_prem_072215_51806243.jpg) What I want to know is, did she have those lying around, waiting for the exact right event to deploy them? TRUSTING that it would come to her like a low-pressure system from the east? ## Downtown Julie Brown ![downtown julie brown sharknado 3 premiere](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/07/FFN_RIJ_SHARKNADO3_072215_51806232.jpg) Well, I'm glad she's still going strong, but sorry she borrowed a shirt from her great aunt and pants from a child Rockette. ## Cindy Margolis ![cindy margolis sharknado 3 premiere](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/07/FFN_KM_Sharknado_Prem_072215_51806258.jpg) Cindy Margolis: In the movie, or changing the oil on your limo while you're inside? The answer may surprise you. (She's in the movie. Which DID seem more surprising somehow.) ## Cindy Margolis ![cindy margolis sharknado 3 premiere](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/07/FFN_RIJ_SHARKNADO3_072215_51806191.jpg) She is also evidently on the cleaning crew. Thanks, Cindy Margolis! ## Jena Sims ![jena sims sharknado 3 premiere](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/07/FFN_KM_Sharknado_Prem_072215_51806269.jpg) Jena is not in this movie. But she will need this again next week when HER SyFy opus airs, called "3 Headed Shark Attack." Punctuation theirs. (Is it an attack of a three-headed shark, or a shark attack that has three prongs? Consider hyphens.)(If I were saying this aloud to Jessica, I would have said, "[CONSIDER MELISSA LEO](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-the-ad-melissa-leo-02-2011/)," because I deploy that all the time and she is the only person -- I think -- who knows what I mean immediately.) ## Heather Tom ![heather tom sharknado 3 premiere](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/07/FFN_KM_Sharknado_Prem_072215_51806275.jpg) "Oh, God. What am I doing here. I have SO MANY Daytime Emmys." ## Cassie Scerbo ![cassie scerbo sharknado 3 premiere](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/07/FFN_KM_Sharknado_Prem_072215_51806239.jpg) How is it possible that the most accomplished of the actors in ABC Family's gymnastics show "Make It Or Break It" has only ever made it into this franchise and not broken it into anything else noteworthy? And why does she always wear skirts that make my face hurt? You have stumped me, Scerbnado. ## Dina Meyer ![dina meyer sharknado 3 premiere](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/07/FFN_RIJ_SHARKNADO3_072215_51806221.jpg) She probably thought, "I'll wear this thing from my 90210 days in honor of Ian." Who isn't there to see it. Fortunately for her, also in honor of her 90210 days (where she was married to one of Brandon's professors, and slept with Brando because nobody on that show had any taste), she's also wearing basically the exact same face. Dina Meyer never ages. ## Julie McCullough ![julie mccullough sharknado 3 premiere](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/07/FFN_RIJ_SHARKNADO3_072215_51806187.jpg) Julie here was on "Growing Pains," but you might remember her -- and more specifically, Ian Ziering would have remembered her, IF HE WAS THERE -- from the 90210 episode where the two girls dupe uberfool horndogs Brandon and Steve into letting them drive his car, and then they steal it. She is now a palm reader to all the BEST rodeo clowns. (I assume.) ## Kari Wuhrer ![kari wuhrer sharknado 3 premiere](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/07/FFN_RIJ_SHARKNADO3_072215_51806206.jpg) And Kari here took David Silver's precious precious flower. She appears to be attempting now to find it and return it to us, which... keep it, Kari. It's sincerely okay. ## Rick Fox ![rick fox sharknado 3 premiere](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/07/FFN_RIJ_SHARKNADO3_072215_51806162.jpg) Rick Fox is thinking, "And I thought 'One Tree Hill' was kind of low-rent..." Rick Fox also might be preparing to audition for the role of Santa Claus. ## Lou Ferrigno, Ann Coulter ![lou ferrigno, ann coulter sharknado 3 premiere](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/07/FFN_KM_Sharknado_Prem_072215_51806245.jpg) Ann is in the movie. Lou is not. He might just hate her. ## Tristin Mays ![tristin mays sharknado 3 premiere](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/07/FFN_RIJ_SHARKNADO3_072215_51806227.jpg) She is new on "The Vampire Diaries" as of last season, and if she sticks around then I suspect this is the last we'll see of anything like that shirt and those pants. CW Stylists, take me away. ## Ryan Newman ![ryan newman sharknado 3 premiere](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/07/FFN_KM_Sharknado_Prem_072215_51806261.jpg) Ryan here is like, "I don't care that this is a Sharknado movie. I AM STILL TRYING." [Fugs and Whats: The 'Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No' PremiereConfession: I never watched Sharknado 2, so I'm obviously unable to watch this because I simply won't be able to follow along. \[I recapped the first one, FYI.\] theHowever, this screening looked like a total late '90s hoot, given that all manner of random people are in it -- and yet, all my favorites from the cast list on IMDb were no-shows. No Steve Sanders, no Tara Reid, no Bo Derek (!!!WHAT!!!), no Malcolm In The Middle, no Mark Cuban (he plays the PRESIDENT, in what must also be a winking nod to his participation in Shark Tank), no Penn Jillette. NADA. Kendra Wilkinson would come to the opening of an eye if it meant a mention in Us Weekly, and even SHE isn't there. Chris Kirkpatrick ALSO said "Bye Bye Bye." (ZING.) Thank God plenty of other people had nothing to do tonight or else this Sharknado would be a Sharkdrizzle. (DOUBLE ZING. I'll show myself out.) \[Photos: Fame/Flynet\]![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2015/07/ffn_km_sharknado_prem_072215_51806243.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugs-and-whats-the-sharknado-3-oh-hell-no-premiere-07-2015/)