Downtown Julie Brown
What I want to know is, did she have those lying around, waiting for the exact right event to deploy them? TRUSTING that it would come to her like a low-pressure system from the east?
Downtown Julie Brown
Well, I'm glad she's still going strong, but sorry she borrowed a shirt from her great aunt and pants from a child Rockette.
Cindy Margolis
Cindy Margolis: In the movie, or changing the oil on your limo while you're inside? The answer may surprise you.
(She's in the movie. Which DID seem more surprising somehow.)
Cindy Margolis
She is also evidently on the cleaning crew. Thanks, Cindy Margolis!
Jena Sims
Jena is not in this movie. But she will need this again next week when HER SyFy opus airs, called "3 Headed Shark Attack." Punctuation theirs. (Is it an attack of a three-headed shark, or a shark attack that has three prongs? Consider hyphens.)(If I were saying this aloud to Jessica, I would have said, "CONSIDER MELISSA LEO," because I deploy that all the time and she is the only person -- I think -- who knows what I mean immediately.)
Heather Tom
"Oh, God. What am I doing here. I have SO MANY Daytime Emmys."
Cassie Scerbo
How is it possible that the most accomplished of the actors in ABC Family's gymnastics show "Make It Or Break It" has only ever made it into this franchise and not broken it into anything else noteworthy? And why does she always wear skirts that make my face hurt? You have stumped me, Scerbnado.
Dina Meyer
She probably thought, "I'll wear this thing from my 90210 days in honor of Ian." Who isn't there to see it. Fortunately for her, also in honor of her 90210 days (where she was married to one of Brandon's professors, and slept with Brando because nobody on that show had any taste), she's also wearing basically the exact same face. Dina Meyer never ages.
Julie McCullough
Julie here was on "Growing Pains," but you might remember her -- and more specifically, Ian Ziering would have remembered her, IF HE WAS THERE -- from the 90210 episode where the two girls dupe uberfool horndogs Brandon and Steve into letting them drive his car, and then they steal it. She is now a palm reader to all the BEST rodeo clowns. (I assume.)
Kari Wuhrer
And Kari here took David Silver's precious precious flower. She appears to be attempting now to find it and return it to us, which... keep it, Kari. It's sincerely okay.
Rick Fox
Rick Fox is thinking, "And I thought 'One Tree Hill' was kind of low-rent..." Rick Fox also might be preparing to audition for the role of Santa Claus.
Lou Ferrigno, Ann Coulter
Ann is in the movie. Lou is not. He might just hate her.
Tristin Mays
She is new on "The Vampire Diaries" as of last season, and if she sticks around then I suspect this is the last we'll see of anything like that shirt and those pants. CW Stylists, take me away.
Ryan Newman
Ryan here is like, "I don't care that this is a Sharknado movie. I AM STILL TRYING."