Rebecca Judd in J'Aton Couture
She posted a picture on Instagram of the designers sewing her into the gown. I do enjoy its Cinderella quality, but every time I see a dress with a skirt that extravagant, my memory goes to Rihanna's Giambattista Valli from the Grammys. I might think it's charming in its flamboyance. But I've also seen the rest of this slideshow, so.
Dannii Minogue in Aelkemi
Sometimes molting should be done in private.
Jesinta Campbell
Oh dear. Perhaps knitting is not her forte after all.
Essie Davis
Phryne Fisher, of course, looked divine. I want PBS to start airing Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries like it did Downton, so that she can suddenly win Emmys. All the Emmys.
Lauren Phillips
Her bodice looks like a character from Snood.
Laurina Fleure
It will not surprise you that I want to burn her shoes. Or turn them to gold, through witchcraft.
Julia Morris
I find this extremely cheery and fun. Were I her, I'd have twirled in that sucker all night long, flashing be damned.
Carrie Bickmore
If you lined that skirt and made it red, this might be cool.
Georgie Parker
She thought it was L'Ouija, not Logie.
Olympia Valance
I am certain I have made this joke before, but her name sounds delightfully like the name of a drapery store. And her gown looks like something someone will wear to the Met Gala when Anna gives up and just makes the theme "Basketball."
Tara Rushton
I would prefer this, I think, if it were a more Dijon shade.
Sophie Hensser
Congratulations to this year's Miss Casino Morongo Poker Room No. 3. Well done!
Sandra Sully
I believe she has one of those trains on either side. Like gossamer insect wings. Imagine my surprise that I also think she looks great in it.
Pia Miller in Steven Khalil
This appears to be an ode to tube tops. (Her date is her 13-year old son.)
Samantha Jade
Her sleeves have porcupine DNA.
Natalie Hunter
That pattern on the dress looks like it was hand-sketched. But possibly on a tablet that's a bit jumpy at the moment. I don't necessarily dislike it?
Helen Dallimore
I DO necessarily dislike this. If Carrie Underwood bought a riverboat casino, this is what she'd wear to perform on opening night.
Sonia Kruger
If there isn't a Beverly Hills car wash that looks like this, there soon should be.
Isabella Giovinazzo
I can't tell if I like this for real, or just... in this context.
Lee Lin Chin
I will turn her over to the Aussies in Fug Nation, because she is apparently the ultimate Noted Kook of their fair nation (case in point: This is what she wore last year). There were rumors she was so drunk she had to be carried out, and her people quickly countered with, "No, people just decided to carry her out of the party like a Queen." Honestly, that sounds just as plausible.