Alan Cumming
He is the best. Never change, Alan.
Selma Blair
This is crazy but in a way I find pretty fabulous.
Julianne Moore
I am perplexed as to how Julianne Moore has managed to every so slightly jack up something as basic as this suit, but it seems like it doesn't quite fit right right to me and I wish she were wearing other shoes. Oh, Julianne. At least your face always looks fantastic.
Trish Goff
This whole look is a bit try-hard for me, although I Get It, and I actually think she is almost pulling it off. I have missed Trish Goff's face.
Susanne Bartsch
Just another Tuesday night, right? You need to read this 2008 New York profile of Ms Bartsch -- who is an event planner from way back and who is also NEARLY 60 YEARS OLD?!??! -- not only because it is interesting but also because it is weird to read something from 5 years ago and have it feel about 100 years old. There are references to Lindsay Lohan that make her appearance at an event seem like something you'd want. How quickly things change.
Anyway, THIS is how I plan to conceal my crows' feet when I too am almost 60.
Mia Moretti
Your posture pains me, Mia.
Leigh Lezark
She's late for her shift at Benihana.
Maison Martin Margiela With H&M Global Launch Event - Red Carpet
This just makes me laugh. It is ridiculous but also sort of hilarious. It's like she's got sunglasses on her nipples.
SJP
I have a theory about SJP and all the long skirts and oversize jackets she's been wearing lately: She's trying to figure out how she wants to dress as an old woman. She's certainly not old at the moment, which makes this the perfect time for her to audition options -- an old lady dry run, if you will. This is the Bea Arthur look.