Natalie Portman

Yeah, yeah, she looks fine. Good. Great. This is, certainly, the most relaxed-looking I have ever seen her in a posed photographed.

Rashida Jones

Rashida's going to an entirely different party, in a totally different hemisphere, I guess.

Reese Witherspoon

And this one. I mean, this is fine? It looks a bit like it's coming from the Britney Jean Spears Formal Collection -- namely, it's short, strapless, tight, black, and could be much worse -- and, frankly, a lot of Reese's shenanigans lately (the DUI incident, the recent bare bum flashing make me think that maybe she is letting her inner Britney come and play a bit. Nothing wrong with that....in moderation. MODERATION REESE. DO NOT LET YOUR INNER BRITNEY TAKE THE WHEEL. For all our sakes.

Fugs, Fabs and Fines: Los Angeles Dance Project Benefit Gala

Just DANCE [jazz hands]!! Oh, wait. That's another ballet movie. No one here is the best goddamn dancer in...well, anywhere. As far as I know. [Photos: Getty]