> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Fugs, Fabs, and Fines of Coachella, Weekend One - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugs-fabs-and-fines-of-coachella-weekend-one/ - Published: 2013-04-16T17:00:41.000Z - Updated: 2013-06-11T17:43:25.000Z - Author: Jessica - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31 ## Jared Leto ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/jaredleto.xml) Can we just talk about what Jared Leto is wearing on his legs? Somewhere, Angela Chase is wrinkling her nose. ## Chloe Sevigny ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/sevigny_pcn.xml) Yes, that is Chloe Sevigny, and yes, she is dressed as a slightly chilled, deeply depressed milkmaid. ## Chloe Sevigny ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/166649477_10.xml) This is like the flip side of the milkmaid outfit. Yes, this is a pool party, but MANY attendees did not wear just their bikini bottoms. I actually am not totally sure those ARE bikini bottoms. They might be cut-offs? They are official ambassadors to Leg City, whatever they are. (Also, yes, her boobs are fringed.) ## Chloe Sevigny ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/166525592_10.xml) Never change, Chloe. ## Solange ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/ffn_coachella_day3a_prcpro_041413_51068898.xml) Speaking of never changing, please: WHAT. YES. This is fantastic. ## Solange ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/wenn20268191.xml) Ditto. She looks so great; cool, and chic and classic, and bright. ## Diane Kruger and Pacey ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/ffn_coachella_day3a_prcpro_041413_51069055.xml) Pacey, I love you and it is WITH LOVE that I say you look like you just rolled out of a dumpster. ## Diane Kruger and Pacey ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/166516655_10.xml) I have some questions about Diane's boots. Although those of us who were wondering if her Oscar dress was concealing a Wee Gestating Krugson (Jackruger?) clearly had no idea what we were talking about. ## Diane Kruger and Pacey ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/ffn_prrocp_coachella_day2_041313_51067352.xml) They seem to be getting along though. I like to think that she's gently caressing his face and asking him if he packed any other shorts. ## Julianne Hough ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/ffn_prrocp_coachella_day2_041313_51067728.xml) Speaking of shorts... ## Julianne Hough ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/ffn_coachella_day3a_prcpro_041413_51068950.xml) Although I have a personal issue with the pockets of your shorts peeking out from underneath the hem of such, I also understand that said issue just screams YOU ARE OLD, OLD LADY. So I will note that, overall, she looks cute and polished here. Go out and meet a cute young dude to have an inappropriate summer fling with, Julianne Hough! Embrace your Seacrestlessness! ## Vanessa Hudgens and Austin Butler ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/hudgens_butler_sunflower_pcn.xml) THESE TWO. They are a Fug Treasure and I cherish them. She is wearing her jammies, and he is ALSO wearing her jammies. ## Vanessa Hudgens ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/hudgens_pcn.xml) Let me share with you how our photo service described this look: "Vanessa could be seen wearing diaper-like shorts and a loose fitting top. She also had henna tattoos on her hands and feet as well as a rather elaborate silver jeweled manicure." That is so restrained and objective BUT ALSO used the words "diaper-like." ## Vanessa Hudgens ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/ffn_coachella_day3a_prcpro_041413_51068995.xml) Then this happened. Yes, she is wearing a bunch of jewels on her brow bone and a chandelier top and carrying a giant fake sunflower. Vanessa Hudgens, you complete me with your whimsical nutbaggery. ## Hudgens and Butler ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/ffn_coachella_day3a_prcpro_041413_51068923.xml) Yes. ## Rumer Willis ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/wenn20266832.xml) Honestly, this is nearly OVERDRESSED for Coachella, and we're talking about an outfit that involves a swimsuit. (It was overcast for part of the weekend in question, which may have put a crimp in some of the nakeder ensembles people had planned.) ## Kat McPhee ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/166649491_10.xml) This is one of those skirts that could be awesome but just end up looking like her hem got caught in the waistband of her panties. ## Kat McPhee ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/ffn_coachella_day3a_prcpro_041413_51068911.xml) I feel like the cancellation of *Smash* is NOT agreeing with her. ## Sophia Bush ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/wenn20269285.xml) No, Sophia Bush's boyfriend. I will NOT stop the pity. I look at her in this and I just feel SO BAD. ## Sophia Bush ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/166516039_10.xml) This could be much worse but also much better. Kind of like Sophia Bush's career OH YES I SAID THAT SHE WAS WEIRD TO ME IN AN INTERVIEW ONCE AND I'VE BEEN WAITING TO BE VAGUELY BUT NOT REALLY ALL THAT MEAN TO HER FOR YEARS. Years, I say! Half-hearted, lackadaisical mischief MANAGED! ## Rita Ora ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/wenn20269276.xml) Will someone PLEASE tell me who has been silk-screened onto Rita's skirt? PLEASE let it be Andrew Ridgeley and George Michael. But that looks like a lady. What is happening? ## Rita Ora ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/166547460_10.xml) There were a lot of message shirts this past weekend. My favorite appeared on a Jonas Brother. Don't worry, it's coming. ## Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/wenn20267711.xml) RPattz looks like someone's harried Dad at this event. Not in a bad way. ## Katy Perry ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/katyperry_wide_pcn.xml) This is appears to be what Katy Perry wears when she's going to flash someone. ## Katy Perry ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/katyperry_pcn.xml) Is that...a lion....on her torso? That sounds like Mad Libs, but it's really just Coachella. ## Katy Perry ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/166538294_10.xml) Katy Perry is all about wearing FACES right now. ## Christa B Allen ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/166525542_10.xml) Sigh. FINE. Christa B Allen actually looks totally adorable and polished and cute. ## Teresa Palmer ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/teresapalmer_pcn.xml) I feel like this is the official Uniform of Coachella: Shorts, lace top, visible bikini. She actually looks kind of bland in this. ## Ireland Baldwin ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/ireland_baldwin2_pcn.xml) Our photo service informs me that Ireland Baldwin is dating a person by the name "Slater Trout." I am informing you that her ankle warmers are bizarre and I think her boobs are bedazzled. ## Ireland Baldwin ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/ireland_baldwin_ocn.xml) I assumed this is the aforementioned Mr Trout. Also, in news you need to know, again per our photo service: "Ireland can be seen with what looks like 'fake' tattoos on her arm saying 'Your Mom' and on the side of her left breast of a smoking skull wearing a top hat." I do not know that there's anything I can humanly add to that. ## Emma Roberts ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/emmaroberts_pcn.xml) Leather cut-offs are a thing now. I guess. Now we know. Nothing goes better with heart-shaped sunglasses. ## Kate Bosworth ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/bosworth2_pcn.xml) This is pretty cute on the Bos, I have to say. ## Kate Bosworth ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/bosworth_pcn.xml) But this is INSANE and horrible and it looks SO SO STYLED. I know a lot of these women are styled for Coachella -- I must have read ten articles last week interviewing stylists who were dressing celebs for Coachella -- but the whole point of Coachella style is to look completely EFFORTLESSLY cool, and this whole thing screams, "SOMEONE PUT THIS TOGETHER FOR ME FOR MONEY." ## Darren Criss ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/166516033_10.xml) For the Darren Criss fans out there. ## Agyness Deyn ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/166654140_10.xml) I feel like Agyness Deyn wins the "most refreshingly normal looking" prize. ## Taraji P Henson ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/166649478_10.xml) And Taraji just looks cool. ## Ashley Benson ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/166649409_10.xml) Please, someone tell me that Ashley here lost a bet. ## Ashley Benson and Troian Bellisario ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/166525585_10.xml) Troian's shorts are not even shorts. They are like a denim flapjack. ## Stana Katic ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/166647189_10.xml) Stana Katic continues to look like the version of Mischa Barton we all wish we'd ended up with; this is totally event-appropriate and cute. ## China Chow ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/166556579_10.xml) I would look horrible and ridiculous in this, but she is pulling it off. This is a side effect of often wearing totally wacktacular rainbow hair dresses -- you can slouch out in a slightly weird shirt and no one says a word. ## AnnaSophia Robb ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/166548315_10.xml) She is adorable. ## The Jonai ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/166538794_10.xml) Can we just talk about the fact that one of the Jonai is wearing a shirt that says "I AM A MAN"? CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THAT? If you have to spell it out, Jonas.... Is there any possible way this is a shout out to Wham Rap? ## The Jonai ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/ffn_prrocp_coachella_day2_041313_51067479.xml) This was not Nick's nor Joe's most fabulous weekend. ## Jessica Lowndes ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/166525547_10.xml) Jessica Lowndes is apparently leaving 90210 and joining *Real Housewives*, judging from this look. ## Santigold ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/166516195_10.xml) You guys! Santigold is alive! ## Alexa Chung ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/166538283_10.xml) Very cute, Alexa. We'll give you this round. [Fugs, Fabs, and Fines of Coachella, Weekend OneDear Coachella, Thank you for bringing the crazy. Never leave us. 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