Connie Briton and Hayden Pantywaist
Connie looks like a woman at the reception following her third wedding ceremony, and Hayden is her adult daughter who stood up for her as maid of honor. That is not actually a complaint, just an observation -- I think Hayden, in particular, looks pretty great.
Darby Stanchfield
Darby is kind of good on Scandal -- which is both watchable AND kind of bad? But entertaining. So...you know, very Shonda Rhimes and I say that as a person who has watched all of freaking Private Practice. She looks pretty fab in this, although she also is a good example of how no one going to TCAs knows whether or not they're supposed to be dressed like they're going to a cocktail party or what.
Pam Anderson
Speaking of "what," WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE?
SCOTT SPEEDMAN
HELLO LOVER.
Sean Berdy
....is just the best. He is so good on Switched at Birth, and he looks totally cute here. Good on you, Sean.
Vanessa Marano
And good on her for realizing that wearing a bandage dress held together only by a leather strip running down the middle was, perhaps, a bit too much for daytime, and adding the jacket. Sweaty, maybe, but not sleazy.
Vanessa Williams and Terry O'Quinn
I have no idea what Vanessa is wearing here, but I AM in serious favor of this pairing.
Sutton Foster
"I'm sorry about Bunheads, you guys. I'm kind of sorry about this outfits, also."
Clara Mamet
Apparently, all the Spawn of Mamet make this face.
Tim Jo
Tim Jo here was briefly on Greek and I guess he's on one of ABC's new sitcoms, called The Neighbors, which is, according to Wikipedia, about a "normal family" who move to a place "populated by residents who are actually from another planet, using names of sports athletes, where men can become pregnant, receive nourishment through their eyes and mind by reading books rather than eating, and cries out green goo from their ears." So. That sounds terrible. But I still appreciate his smart three-piece suit.
Katie Lowes
This is unusual, but I kind of like it? It feels very Olde Time-y Bathing Costume to me, but in a good way.
Brad Garrett
Has Brad Garrett always been SO VERY TAN?
Kelly Monaco and Cheryl Burke
I could not care less about Dancing With the Stars if Bruno Whatshisname came over to my house and beat me about the head with a bag of oranges, but they look nice enough.
Edi Gathegi
"Oh SHIT. TCAs are TODAY? Can I just pretend I did this on purpose?"
Ana Gasteyer
Looking good. I'm not just saying that because I basically own that dress.
Christa B Allen
She looks fine, and seems really nice, which makes me feel bad that I really wish her Revenge character would stumble, in an Oxy-fueled stupor, into a well.
Dana Delany
This is (a) kinda pretty and (b) a lot of boob for the occasion. Like, should I REALLY be able to see your underboob at a work event?
Cheryl Hines
I swear to God, I've seen this on a Real Housewife.
Reba McEntire and Lily Tomlin
This is a couple of broads with whom I would like to be stuck in an elevator. You KNOW they'd keep you amused until the firemen got there.
Autumn Reaser
This is cute. I'm bored of those shoes now, though. Look, I wear nude shoes too -- they are helpfully neutral -- but think how much cuter this would have been with, say, a sassy patterned shoe.
Racheal Taylor
I'm actually not sure if I'm on board with these shoes with this dress either, but I like it and I love the bag and I continue to appreciate her haircut. DON'T LET ME GET IT. I will look TERRIBLE with that on my head.
Leah Remini
Yeah, Leah Remini looks like this now. By which I mean, her face was doing that in a LOT of photos. I personally generally recommend against a black and white polka dot when you're visiting the company that made 101 Dalmatians, but what do I know?
Sarah Chalke
Fine? Could use jewelry? Do you think her friends have ever let her live down the fact that she made a series of commercials about having a wedgie?
Sara Rue
Speaking of commercials, Sara Rue was SO ANNOYING when she was in those Jenny Craig ads that every time I see her now, my hackles just raise and I want to slap the closest thing to my arm (in this case, an innocent throw pillow.) Her blazer is cute, though.
Jami Gertz
Has not aged. I appreciate, though, that she seems to have decided to dress like the cutest mom at the PTA meetings, which sounds snarky, but I don't really mean it that way. She looks like a totally cute Mom at a PTA meeting. I will happy buy pizza from this lady to raise money for the new soccer field.
Dreama Walker
Dreama and Krysten Ritter decided the ladies of Whatever Whatever B Whatever Apartment Whatever would embrace SPARKLES for this event. She looks fine, though I am not sure I love this color with her coloring?
Krysysssnsnsteein Ritter
SEE?