Prince William and Taylor Swift

I cannot wait to hear the song Taylor writes about this. Here are some rhymes for "prince," Tay:

Mince, blintz, chintz -- somehow this song is about cooking and decorating? Song-writing IS hard. Hmm. Hence, whence. (That's appropriate for princely matters.) Rinse. Fence, but only if you say it sort of wonky -- that's for the part in the song where you get tired of picking out chintz and start a stolen goods ring. That's a good start, right?

In all seriousness, though, I find Taylor's delight at playing Kensington Palace quite appropriate. That would be pretty cool. I am not a huge fan of her DELIGHTED FACE when she wins her 445524th award, because it feels a little disingenuous and there's a way to seem thrilled and excited but not SHOCKED. That being said, I AM a fan of her not being a cynic. Actually, I think I am back in on Taylor. I was never totally out to begin with, honestly, but her not having a boyfriend at the moment has been good in terms of changing her story in the press, and I am remembering -- okay, fine. "Last December" came on the radio this morning and I recalled how much I love singing along to her in the car ARE YOU HAPPY?

Taylor Swift

She looks very pretty.

Prince William and the Bon Jovis

The delight on the faces of the various Bon Jovis IS a delight.

Tinie Tempah; Eliza Doolittle

Tinie is so handsome; she looks like a deranged laundry sheet come to human life.

Mr and Mrs Darcy

Mr Firth, whom I love, looks somewhat tired, no? Albeit classic in his tux. Livia Giuggioli's dress MIGHT be lined in blue -- if so, I approve.

Michelle Dockery

Lady Mary, you classy bitch, I love you. (Also, this is very elegant.)

Fugs, Fabs, and Fines of the Winter Whites Gala

In other words, the event where Prince William and Taylor Swift got on stage and sang backup for Bon Jovi on "Livin' On a Prayer." YES THAT LINK HAS VIDEO. Taylor proves that she is a human being beyond all reasonable doubt in being unable to resist throwing her fists in the air during that song; William appears to be physically restraining himself to not join her. I truly think that if "Livin' On a Prayer" were played at my funeral, I would rise from the dead to throw my hands in the air once we got to "OH OH WE'RE HALFWAY THERE!" I will literally crawl out of my grave to gyrate to the chorus of "Livin' On a Prayer." Don't even get me started on what I'll do for "November Rain." Also, celebrities attended! Kate Middleton apparently was home with the baby who AGAIN William says was screaming when he left. William. It's quite obvious that your child is pissed that he was going to miss Bon Jovi. Don't be so obtuse. [Photos: Getty]