Lutz and the Ladies
First, I'd like to thank Kellan Lutz for appearing on 30 Rock last week, and basically acting the total fool. It was delightful. Second, Ashley Greene is giving us total Snarky Disney Princess here. Her face says, "I'm about to go sail about on a library ladder singing about my mountain town, but first, can we make fun of Kellan? I shall miss him."
LUTZ
"Ma'am? Your table is ready. I hate to tell you this, but we're already out of the beef Wellington. Taylor Lautner packed it into his messenger bag and ran away."
Mr and Mrs Lutz
That girl is all, "DAMN IT. Where is JACKSON RATHBONE?!"
Kellan Lutz
Real talk: this man will never be taken seriously as a dramatic actor. (Although I suppose I would have said the same of Donnie Wahlberg.) Comedy, however... I am listening.
Nikki Reed
Oh, right. The ladies. Nikki's torso looks like an eyeless cat.
Ashley Greene
Ashley, on the other hand, looks very pretty. This is Donna Karan Atelier -- custom-made for her -- and while I feel like I've seen shades of this dress on other people before, this particular iteration is lovely on her. Getting together with Donna Karan has done Ashley a huge amount of good, style-wise -- and god knows, there's something to be said for a dress that allows a girl to draw focus from the fact that she's posing in front of a glittery sign handmade made by someone who may or may not be an actual stalker. I mean. THAT is a powerful dress.