Cassie Scerbo
Cassie Scerbo was so good on Make It Or Break It, so I am a little worried that she's soon to appear in a SyFy movie called SHARKNADO (presuamably about...a tornado of sharks?) with Tara Reid (!) and Ian Ziering (!!).
Sabrina Bryan
I am also a little worried that former Cheetah Girl/Dancing With the Stars contestant Sabrina Bryan lost some kind of particularly brutal bet, given that she's wearing those pants in public.
Tatiana Ali
I am ALSO worried that Tatiana Ali's dress once lived a life of service as a potholder.
Bridgit Mendler
This woman is in Good Luck Charlie, which is apparently a Disney Channel show. I was MUCH more concerned about this romper when I thought it was acid-washed, which I've seen far more of than I'd like over the last few weeks. You guys. Do NOT bring back acid-washed. I have NO IDEA where my Guess jean jacket is.
Zendaya Coleman
I actually think Zendaya looks quite chic in this -- formal shorts and all.
Bella Thorne
Ah, yes, the ubiquitous Bella Thorne -- whom I mostly remember for popping up on a season of Big Love, and who now has a YA novel coming out. the demands of which I hope will lead to her having to stay home to, you know, WRITE more often. (She attends so many events, you guys. Give people the chance to miss you, Bella!)
Cher Lloyd
Cher Lloyd was on X Factor in the UK and is presumably trying to hit it big here in the States. Her three big songs thus far are named: Swagger Jagger, With Ur Love, and Want U Back, all of which kind of make me want to kill myself slowly by beating myself over the head with a hardcover of Elements of Style.
Selena Gomez
Selena Gomez is SO OVER DISNEY CHANNEL. Which is why her skirt has a flask cozy built in.
Denise Richards
And obviously Denise Richards is there because.....???????