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Heidi Klum

Heidi Klum is wearing what I believe is a FULL BODY old-age prosthetic and it is AMAZING. This is COMMITMENT. She always brings it to Halloween, and one of my favorite things about her is that her costumes are rarely prompted by vanity. Sure, sometimes she looks hot in them -- because she's Heidi Klum -- but she's clearly all about an awesome costume rather than a costume that just makes her look bangin', and that is extremely cool.

The Cast of Today

Today appears to have gone all out for classic TV, as we've got some Flintstones, Laverne and Shirley (I once went as Laverne for Halloween myself; I was 10), and then of course Matt Lauer finally got to live his dream of being Pamela Anderson (yes, that is Carmen Electra between him and my beloved Willie Geist as The Hoff).

NBC's "Today" Halloween 2013

Carson Daily obviously trotted out Eric Estrada to fulfill his CHiPs fantasy.

NBC's "Today" Halloween 2013

But the true hero of this program is Al Roker as Mr. T. This is the best. I pity the fool who doesn't appreciate this.

Bethenny Frankel

Bethenny Frankel's little girl Bryn looks adorable. I am not sure what Bethenny is supposed to be -- is Candyland involved? -- but her commitment to theme, what with the hot pink Birkin and the matching pink stretch Hummer-limo is....happening.

Jodie Kidd

If you're going to do the Elegant Thing, this is rather fab.

Kate Moss and Jamie Hince

These are very Dia de Los Muertos and also very cool. I appreciate it when people go all out, especially when the All Out doesn't involve, you know, dressing like Sexy Pizza or whatever.

Katie Couric

I have NO IDEA who Kate Couric is supposed to be.

Bette Midler

I also...do not know who Bette Midler is dressed as. Miss New Orleans? She looks cute, though.

The Hannigan-Denisofs

Wrong holiday, guys! That's not until March. (Everyone looks so cute though.)

"LIVE With Kelly and Michael"

Kelly Ripa really does kind of look like Miley; Michael Strahan is kind of working that Robin Thicke As The World's Sleaziest Referee suit.

"LIVE With Kelly and Michael"

This is their Sons of Anarchy look, which I would comment on at length but for the fact that I don't watch that show. (I know; I'm only now catching up on Breaking Bad. I'm mid-season four and yes you were all right it's REALLY good.)

Peta Murgatroyd

There really is a huge difference between the Morning Show Costumes and the Celebrity Bar Party costumes, and that difference is boobs.

Cheryl Burke

I don't even know what Cheryl is supposed to be. A wood nymph?

Shenae Grimes and Josh Beech

I am REALLY CONFUSED as to why so many actresses from 90210 are dressing up as Poison Ivy this season.

Christina Milian

I guess she's a Sexy Member of Our Armed Forces, which...just, come on. Look to the Klum.

Fugs, Fabs, and WTFs: Halloween Part 2: The Return
And Halloween continues, with -- at last! -- Heidi Klum's always majestic efforts, as well as a truly impressive outing from Kelly and Michael at Live. We don't have all their costumes in our photo subscription, but you should take a spin through the round-up; the Walter White/Jesse Pinkman one really makes me laugh. Kelly kind of pulls off Aaron Paul. (Here's the post from last weekend's round of parties, in case you're falling behind on your Halloween Shenanigans.) [Photos: Getty, Splash, PacCoastNews]

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