> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Fugs, Fabs, and WTFs: The 2013 Victoria's Secret Afterparty - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugs-fabs-and-wtfs-the-victorias-secret-afterparty/ - Published: 2013-11-14T21:00:07.000Z - Updated: 2016-12-01T09:16:58.000Z - Author: Jessica - Tags: Victoria's Secret, #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:35 ## Doutzen Kroes ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/187932550_10.xml) Doutzen looks like she's in costume as Fergie, if Fergie were in costume as a witch. ## Jessica Hart ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/187932521_10.xml) I mean....for a party about underwear, this IS on topic? ## Devon Windsor ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/187930852_10.xml) The bonus is that this dress also protects you from the evil eye. ## Cindy Bruna ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/187930674_10.xml) DUDE YOU'RE ALLOWED TO PUT A SHIRT ON FOR THE AFTERPARTY. ## Karlie Kloss; Toni Garrn ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/187930672_10.xml) I am scared that one of Karlie's boobs is going to pop out if she's not careful, although I suspect if she were standing up straight, this would be good on her. Toni is wearing the more revealing version of the dress [Giselle wore to the Met this May.](https://gofugyourself.com/met-ball-sigh-carpet-gisele-bundchen-05-2013?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) It's her Sexy Medieval Knight outfit. ## Alessandra Ambrosio ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/187930630_10.xml) And this, obviously, is her Sexy Michael Jackson Jacket costume. Do you think that, after weeks of eating uber-healthy and working out six times a day to prep for this particular fashion show, they all just pour booze and cheese into their mouths at this afterparty? I hope so. ## Sara Sampaio ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/187930627_10.xml) Oh my god. Just stab me in the face. Right in the face. ## Candice Swanepoel ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/187930560_10.xml) I ASKED YOU TO STAB ME IN THE FACE. Is this on backwards? WHY IS THIS? ## Lily Donaldson ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/187930260_10.xml) why ## Lily Aldridge ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/187930478_10.xml) Yeah, yeah. It's what happens when one of Madonna's old gloves comes to live and takes over a woman's wardrobe. We know. ## Hilary Rhoda ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/187930474_10.xml) "I'm SO OVER being naked. I am going to wear A LOT to this party. A WHOLE lot. Like a governess! And then add a kinky belt to perplex everyone. It'll be great." ## Behati Prinsloo ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/187930299_10.xml) "Screw you all, it's pink. Good enough." ## Constance Jablonski ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/187932992.xml) That skirt looks like a home ec project. But maybe she got bored backstage. I don't know her life. ## Martha Hunt ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/187930255_10.xml) If Carrie Bradshaw decided she wanted to MURDER US BY EYEBALL ASSAULT. NO. ## Izabel Goulart ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/187930219_10.xml) I don't even think that's a complete dress and yet compared to the one before it, it's like Michelle Williams's yellow Oscar gown. ## Lindsay Ellingson ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/187932530_10.xml) I think I might have swapped out the shoes, right? ## Erin Heatherton ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/187930179_10.xml) Erin looks like she thought, "yeah. I'm off duty. I'm wearing the most boring black dress I can find. I'm going to hit the bar and the cheese and then I'm going home and going to bed. Smell ya later, suckers." Bless her. ## Magdalena Frackowiak; Maria Borges ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/187932546_10.xml) "We look so normal!" "I'm so proud of us." [Fugs, Fabs, and WTFs: The Victoria's Secret AfterpartyIt's time for us all to go on model overload. And, fair warning: some of these women look like the trauma of strutting around in a giant dreamcatcher broke the part of their brain where good sartorial decisions are made. In other words: SOME OF THIS IS REAL BAD. \[Photos: Getty\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/187932550_10.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugs-fabs-and-wtfs-the-victorias-secret-afterparty-11-2013/)