Doutzen Kroes
Doutzen looks like she's in costume as Fergie, if Fergie were in costume as a witch.
Jessica Hart
I mean....for a party about underwear, this IS on topic?
Devon Windsor
The bonus is that this dress also protects you from the evil eye.
Cindy Bruna
DUDE YOU'RE ALLOWED TO PUT A SHIRT ON FOR THE AFTERPARTY.
Karlie Kloss; Toni Garrn
I am scared that one of Karlie's boobs is going to pop out if she's not careful, although I suspect if she were standing up straight, this would be good on her. Toni is wearing the more revealing version of the dress Giselle wore to the Met this May. It's her Sexy Medieval Knight outfit.
Alessandra Ambrosio
And this, obviously, is her Sexy Michael Jackson Jacket costume. Do you think that, after weeks of eating uber-healthy and working out six times a day to prep for this particular fashion show, they all just pour booze and cheese into their mouths at this afterparty? I hope so.
Sara Sampaio
Oh my god. Just stab me in the face. Right in the face.
Candice Swanepoel
I ASKED YOU TO STAB ME IN THE FACE. Is this on backwards? WHY IS THIS?
Lily Donaldson
why
Lily Aldridge
Yeah, yeah. It's what happens when one of Madonna's old gloves comes to live and takes over a woman's wardrobe. We know.
Hilary Rhoda
"I'm SO OVER being naked. I am going to wear A LOT to this party. A WHOLE lot. Like a governess! And then add a kinky belt to perplex everyone. It'll be great."
Behati Prinsloo
"Screw you all, it's pink. Good enough."
Constance Jablonski
That skirt looks like a home ec project. But maybe she got bored backstage. I don't know her life.
Martha Hunt
If Carrie Bradshaw decided she wanted to MURDER US BY EYEBALL ASSAULT. NO.
Izabel Goulart
I don't even think that's a complete dress and yet compared to the one before it, it's like Michelle Williams's yellow Oscar gown.
Lindsay Ellingson
I think I might have swapped out the shoes, right?
Erin Heatherton
Erin looks like she thought, "yeah. I'm off duty. I'm wearing the most boring black dress I can find. I'm going to hit the bar and the cheese and then I'm going home and going to bed. Smell ya later, suckers." Bless her.
Magdalena Frackowiak; Maria Borges
"We look so normal!"
"I'm so proud of us."