> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Fugs, Fehs, and Fines: Grown-Ups 2 - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugs-fehs-and-fines-grown-ups-2/ - Published: 2013-07-11T18:00:58.000Z - Updated: 2013-07-11T05:21:04.000Z - Author: Jessica - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:35 ## Salma Hayek ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/173241838_10.xml) WHY ARE YOU IN THIS MOVIE AS THE BABE WIFE WITH NO INNER LIFE? You don't need the money! That's a B-list role! YOU HAVE A-LIST NAME RECOGNITION SALMA. In other news, this dress could be worse. ## Melissa Gorga ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/173242079_10.xml) This dress probably could not be. Oh Melissa. You too are better than this. I think. You've been a little wacked out this season of *Real Housewives of New Jersey* but I have faith that you will pull it together. ## Carol Alt ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/173243796_10.xml) Noted Crackpot Carol Alt! Looking good. I mean, NAB (Needs A Bracelet), but basically totally acceptable, no? ## Taylor Lautner ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/173244228.xml) I feel like Taylor, for whom I also have a huge soft spot -- what? I think he's funny! --- is sort of like, "hey, I'm here, can't stop, gotta go, gonna just walk right out the backdoor of this thing now." ## Kevin James ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/173243810_10.xml) I fear that Sandler's schlubbiness is catching. Don't let it catch you, Kevin James! ## Kaleo Elam, Makhari Elam ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/173244169_10.xml) OH MY GOD. I can't look at this picture without making the high-pitched noise that women often make -- against our will, sometimes! -- at baby showers when the mother-to-be holds up a tiny pair of socks. THESE KIDS ARE SO CUTE. ## Olivia Culpo; Erin Brady ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/173244268_10.xml) Miss Universe, are you kidding me? If you don't change, someone is going to run up to you and rip that sash right off you. You bring shame to the crown! ## Ashanti ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/173242053_10.xml) In the immortal words of Fug Nation, [at least it's not a vagina sling](https://gofugyourself.com/fugshanti-2-02-2012?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). In fact, Ashanti earned herself MILES of crazy outfits before we don't point out that at least it's not a vagina sling. She's gone to the outer reaches of the universe and returned, we are just grateful. ## Chris Rock ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/173242191_10.xml) Yes, Chris, it WAS a movie for theatrical release, you weren't just flarging around at Sandler's summer place for a couple of months with some other dudes. I know. I'm sorry. I told you you were too good for this! ## Erin Heatherton ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/173243662_10.xml) If I never see this dress, or iterations thereof, again, it will be too soon. We get it. [Fugs, Fehs, and Fines: Grown-Ups 2I mean, first of all, I can't with this movie. A VARIETY of people are too good for this movie: Salma Hayek, Maya Rudolph, Chris Rock, Steve Buscemi, even Kevin James! (I have an inexplicable fondness for Kevin James for which I refuse to apologize.) Aly Michalka has a role as "Bikini Girl Savannah," which... she had a LEADING ROLE on a CW show! I can only hope that's a cameo, as the movie appears to contain many of them, because even she is too good for that. Someone will have to let me know, because the only way I will see Grown-Ups 2 is if I'm kidnapped and my captors tape my eyes open and stick me in a room where the walls are made of televisions, and all those televisions are playing Grown-Ups 2\. \[Photos: Getty\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/173241838_10.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugs-fehs-and-fines-grown-ups-2-07-2013/)