Kendall and Kylie Jenner
JUST NO. Kylie looks fine, but Kendall's dress is from the HEY YOU: PAY ATTENTION TO THE NEXT CHILD IN THE LONG LINE OF CHILDREN WHICH I PLAN TO INFLICT ON SOCIETY line, coming this fall at K-Mart from noted humanitarian Kris Jenner. I think Kylie's face says it all, and what it says is, "sis, we've got to escape from her clutches and we've got to do it now. We're in Canada. Will they give us asylum?"
Fefe Dobson
You may remember Fefe Dobson from her hit song....I have no idea, and even Wikipedia is like, "who even knows." Or maybe from the time she played Tina Turner on American Dreams, but presumably this outfit means that soon enough we're all going to know her from a gritty film she's making about a chain-smoking PTA president in the early 70s who will stop at nothing to get the car wash fundraiser moved from September to May.
Lorde
I am 100% more fondly disposed to Lorde now that I've realized her spirit animal is Lydia Deetz from Beetlejuice.
Chloe Grace Moretz
I think she's better than this. She certainly has more neck then this outfit gives her.
Jena Malone
I guess she has an album out now? It's called Indian Giver, so that ought to go over well. Not for nothing, but this is not a good look for her: the cutout on the midriff looks like her dress as a mouth.
Kiernan Shipkia in Marni
You precious jewel of a child. Thank you for always looking a delight. I even enjoy the fact that the boob ruffle is doing its best impression of a split-level ranch house. There is no one who does Appropriate, Age-Appropriate, and Charming with getting Twee like Kiernan Shipka and whoever is steering this ship deserves a raise. A BIG ONE.