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# Fug's Night Out: Maitland Ward
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugs-night-out-maitland-ward-05-2014/
- Published: 2014-05-01T22:00:46.000Z
- Updated: 2016-11-17T00:58:45.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:39

Maitland Ward, [Chief Executive Crotchicer of No](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugtland-ward-04-2014/), is at it again:

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/ffn_momsnightout_afp_042914_51398277.xml "Maitland Ward")](https://static.gofugyourself.com/2014/04/FFN%5FMomsNightOut%5FAFP%5F042914%5F51398277.jpg?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

The sad thing is, this is better -- because she'd set the bar so low, it was subterranean. Divorce yourself from horrors past and look upon this with clear eyes, and you will realize she looks like a remake of *Pretty Woman* as costumed by Swatch.

\[Photo: Fame/Flynet\]