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# Fugs of Me
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugs-of-me-07-2012/
- Published: 2012-07-31T21:00:44.000Z
- Updated: 2012-07-31T18:10:47.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31

Well. This could have gone better:

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/07/spl422142_002.jpg "Katy Perry promotes her "Part of Me" 3D movie at the Fasano Hotel in Ipanema, Rio")

This dress would have been totally cute if someone hadn't decided that it would be best served with a side order of boob pancake. Behold:

[](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/07/spl422142%5F008.jpg?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

I sincerely just don't even get this. Like, why anyone thought this looked good, or, indeed, why this even happened in the first place. It's like -- here's an analogy drawn from my real life. I need a new chair for my living room. I've been looking for this new chair for like a REALLY long time, in part because I am super picky (surprise!) but also because it seems almost impossible to just find a good-looking chair that is just a chair. People keep trying to, like, REINVENT THE CHAIR and guess what? The chair doesn't need reinventing. People will still buy a chair that is very attractive even if it's not, like, telling a new chair story. The chair story I want to read goes like this: "this is a very attractive armchair. It's also comfortable and costs less than $2000." BUT NO. And this dress is kind of the same idea. Without the cut-outs, it's totally cute. It's a totally cute dress and she would look totally cute in it. The cut-outs are an aborted attempt to reinvent the bodice. SOMETHINGS DON'T NEED REINVENTION. SOMETIMES YOU CAN JUST LOOK GOOD.