Rita Ora
Well, I can't WAIT to see the youth of America in THIS ensemble. Except for how I feel like I already did, when I was eleven, and it wasn't any good then either. I love things about the '80s, too, but in a lot of ways the fashion nostalgia is SO misplaced.
Rita Ora
Isn't this exactly what you're NOT supposed to do when you wear a shirt that cropped? At least write a note on your bra. You know, for whimsy.
Rita Ora
And surely that's a bathing suit, tucked into EQUALLY awful pants. What do Madonna and Lourdes have against people's lower halves? If ever there was anyone who didn't seem angry at her lower half, it's Madonna.
Rita Ora
The cut of this seems wrong to me. For something that SHOULD be simple, everything looks off by just enough of a margin that it bulks her up.
Rita Ora
This is like a breath of fresh air compared to the other ones, and I say that knowing I can see her midriff.
Rita Ora
But this is actually fine, which I attribute to it being pretty basic. It's not like I expect miracles out of this line, anyway, and all of this DOES feel very much like Rita Ora would wear it. And isn't that the most damning statement of all?