Fugs or Fabs: Nicole Kidman

Nicole Kidman at the Omega Gala, Vienna

his is one of those awkward times where you realize you've been staring at Nicole Kidman's crotch for a really long time trying to decide if you can see her undies. I'm sorry, Nicole. I don't mean to intrude. I think maybe I can, but let's pretend I CAN'T, because this is better if I can't. The beading is lovely and I suspect it's gorgeous in person.

This is one of those awkward times where you realize you've been staring at Nicole Kidman's crotch for a really long time trying to decide if you can see her undies. I'm sorry, Nicole. I don't mean to intrude. I think maybe I can, but let's pretend I CAN'T, because this is better if I can't. The beading is lovely and I suspect it's gorgeous in person.

Omega Gala 'La Nuit Enchantee'

This....could have been more pleasing to the eye. She sort of looks like a sad, backwards present.

Kidman poses for Omega

Also, apparently Kidman's an Omega spokesperson? I vaguely feel like I have seen ads that would confirm this in magazines. This outfit, I kind of adore. She looks like a mean, murder-y Hitchcock heroine and that's just how I like her.