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Reese Witherspoon

Reese Witherspoon

Well. congrats. Reese took "tuck your hanky into your cleavage" to new decorative levels.

Reese Witherspoon

Reese Witherspoon

She looks gorgeous, and also, it makes me feel better seeing that thing in close-up on my Retina display because that is a LOT of makeup and so now I can pretend to myself that I could also look like that if I had enough spackle. But for real, she looks phenomenal. And if you're wanting to know more about those earrings...

Reese Witherspoon

Reese Witherspoon

They're Harry Winston, and they are a dream that will never come true.

Reese Witherspoon

Reese Witherspoon

Those are WAY TOO BORING to justify looking SO VERY PAINFUL.

Laura Dern in Fausto Puglisi shoes

Laura Dern in Fausto Puglisi shoes

Those might not fit her perfectly either but they're at least a pretty color. I kind of want to put those with Reese's dress, with all apologies for how that would leave Laura in the lurch. But with her dress, they aren't my favorite. Please consider the evidence that follows...

Laura Dern in Safiya

Laura Dern in Safiya

She braceleted the heck out of herself -- brava, Laura -- and I don't dislike the dress in theory, but it might be discordant with the footwear. Which is a bummer to say given how often we drone on and on about people's feet needing to be interesting.

Laura Dern and Reese Witherspoon

Laura Dern and Reese Witherspoon

Neither of these is a home run for me. I wish i knew what's bugging me about Laura's -- is it too long, or sitting too low, or is it the shoes, or... I don't know. It's a head scratcher, but I might be willing to make her feet the sacrificial neutral lambs and swap her shoes and Reese's and see where that leaves us. And because I'm doing it in my head, they can't stop me. Mwa ha ha.

Fugs or Fabs: Reese Witherspoon and Laura Dern at "Wild" Premiere
Poor old Mia Wasikowska did a Woman Tromps Through Wilderness movie already this year in which she received glowing reviews, but it's forgotten now. I don't know what it is about the Hollywood hive mind that sometimes has two similar projects going at the same time, but it seems unfair that we went so long without ANY Woman Tromps Through Wilderness movies and now suddenly we have two and one gets lost in the shuffle. Anyway: REESE, in Zac Posen. I have notes. Join me. [Photos: Splash]

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