
She almost always wears black or white. This is black on white. I actually quite like it -- there's a girlyness to it that so contravenes what we're used to from her, and the glint in her eye.

I love that the structure of the skirt lets you peek, though. It's actually a really lovely dress. I don't think I realized I was going to like it this much.
You guys, am I nuts? This is crazy, but I might like it, too. It's... got a weird business lady/lederhosen/milkmaid vibe to it, like maybe she's the CEO of her own start-up company that makes udder-related iPhone apps. I am seriously shocked that I don't find it alarming. She's pulling it off...? Obviously I don't have courage in my convictions here, but... yeah. Ellipses everywhere.
Further, I need to say something: Does it seem weird to anyone else that Jude Law never dated Gwyneth Paltrow? That really seems like it should have happened a decade ago, doesn't it? Also

And then Jude does his Jude thing and Rooney full-on starts laughing and smiling, and it's like, you ARE a real girl!
"Jude Law. I KNOW, RIGHT?"
