Tom Hardy, Charlize, Nicholas Hoult

The dudes look extremely dashing indeed -- Nick Hoult, your pocket square! But Charlize....obviously, facially she is nearly always perfection. But here she seems to be thinking, "why did I let them talk me into this?"

Tom Hardy, Charlize Theron, Nicholas Hoult, George Mille

I also approve of the sunglasses.

Charlize Theron

"It's May. I'm in the south of France. Why am I dressed like an aging dominatrix who feels bad about her neck?"

Charlize Theron

"At least my ponytail is jaunty?"

Charlize Theron

I THINK I like this? It's both spare and dramatic, and I certainly think the color is glamorous. I keep wondering if she might need more jewelry, but those earrings are huge so I may just be nuts.

Charlize Theron

Bonus points for the amazing drama of the train.

Zoe Kravitz

Speaking of drama, this is like a GLORIOUS nightgown in a period piece. Which...I mean, Cannes IS where a woman wears her Glorious Period Piece Nightgown Dress, right?

Zoe Kravitz

I'd say something about how diaphanous this is, but I think my pizza is just about ready. (And at least it's apropos for the overall feeling of the dress.)

The Cast and Crew of Mad Max

Besides, I'd really rather talk about Hoult's smirk-y face.

"Mad Max: Fury Road" Premiere - The 68th Annual Cannes Film Festival

attends Premiere of "Mad Max: Fury Road" during the 68th annual Cannes Film Festival on May 14, 2015 in Cannes, France.

Cannes Fugs or Fabs: The Mad Max Photocall and Premiere

Yeah, this post was originally just going to be Charlize, but who am I to deny you Tom Hardy and Nicholas Hoult? And then I realized we might as well talk about Zoe Kravitz, too. In other words: let's get all Mad Max up in here. [Photos: Fame/Flynet]