Kelly Osbourne
This is fine, I guess? I feel like I have Kelly Osbourne Fatigue, but I have to give her credit for actually making a career for herself after The Osbournes. I mean, obviously, she also could have turned around and gone to college and become, say, a biologist or whatever, but I think she has some hustle and I always appreciate some hustle. I just am tired of her hustling in front of my face for a bit. (Awards season's hangover is long this year.)
Kaley Cuoco
Oh my God, Blanche, STOP.
Kat Graham
She looks better than she ought, in this. The child in the Gap sweatshirt behind her, however, is NOT IMPRESSED.
Vanessa Marano
She'll be so sorry she chose that when everyone comes up to her and asks how it ripped.
Rosamund Pike
This look both cool and a little weird, but she's pregnant, so maybe we can write the jacket off to a strange craving.
Melissa Fumero
It's a CHEERFUL shapeless sack, at least.
Liberty Ross
Why is her belt around her butt?
Hannah Simone
She looks pretty good here -- especially comparatively.
Victoria Justice
You know Victoria Justice is photogenic considering how GOOD she looks just walking to her car.
J. August Richards
I appreciate J. August Richards bringing some cheer to the proceedings. I also have decided that this new trend of photographing people waiting for the valet is the new version of photographing them in front of the Late Lamented Letterman Dumpster. Valet is the new Dumpster.
Sonequa Martin
She looks like she's going to a wholly different party. A much more elegant party.
Danielle Panabaker
Danielle Panabaker and Christa B Allen ought to be cast as sisters in something, yes? Maybe they can port Danielle over onto Revenge as a sociopath intent on stealing Charlotte's identity.