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# Fugs or Fines or Fabs: Jaimie Alexander's White House Correspondents' Dinner Weekend
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugs-or-fines-or-fabs-jaimie-alexanders-white-house-correspondents-dinner-weekend/
- Published: 2016-05-02T16:00:40.000Z
- Updated: 2016-05-01T18:38:43.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:46

## Jaimie Alexander in Christian Siriano

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2016/05/gettyimages-526638160.jpg)

I certainly appreciate the ritz and glitz, but I always look at these things and think, "Is she INTENDING to pose with her knees smooshed together, or is the dress just forcing it on her? CAN SHE MOVE, or does she have to waddle?"

## Jaimie Alexander

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/05/GettyImages-526584652.jpg)

This is completely underwhelming. It's Hotel Bedsheet territory. It's I Told My Stylist I Could Just Wear My Pillowcase And Look Better And She Called My Bluff And Now I'm Here And Whoops.

## Jaimie Alexander

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/05/GettyImages-526199614.jpg)

These look like waterproof cocktail pajamas made from woven pleather. Truly boxy and weird on her, although handy if she assumes someone is going to hurl a martini at her from across the room.

## Jaimie Alexander

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/05/GettyImages-526233002.jpg)

Everyone at this party had to stand in a Glam Cam, which looks like a fresh kind of hell. But it was, handily, [the only back view I got of this outfit, and it shows that it's open](https://www.instagram.com/p/BEzWkImRF4d/?tagged=peopletimeparty&ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). None of it helps make these work for me. Honestly, I get it: If I had to get naked every day at work for four hours to put on extensive body tattoos, I'd want to hide sometimes also, and take off the pressure. But the pendulum swung too far in the other direction here and knocked her down.

[Fugs or Fines or Fabs: Jaimie Alexander's White House Correspondents' Dinner WeekendWell, none of it's as interesting as that green Golden Globes gown, but we can't have everything. \[Photos: Getty\]![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2016/05/gettyimages-526638160.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugs-or-fines-or-fabs-jaimie-alexanders-white-house-correspondents-dinner-weekend-05-2016/)