> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Fugs & Pieces, April 21st 2017 - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugs-pieces-april-21st-2017-04-2017/ - Published: 2017-04-21T21:00:24.000Z - Updated: 2017-04-21T19:39:05.000Z - Description: Unicorn drinks, favorite fictional librarians, Dana Scully's hair history, and more. - Author: Jessica - Tags: fugs, Fugs and Pieces, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:51 Oh my god it's finally Friday. Was it just me, or was this week a *slog*? I felt like I was running around like a chicken with my head cut off the entire time. I wish I could spend this entire weekend submerged in a pool with a margarita IV. In place of that, you may find this soothing: \-- Really funny, at *Elle*, from genius R. Eric Thomas: [The Audacity of Starbucks' Unicorn Frappuccino Is Astounding](https://www.elle.com/culture/travel-food/news/a44669/starbucks-unicorn-frappuccinos-why/?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). To wit: "What did we do to deserve this? Isn't the present perilous enough? Aren't I stressed enough? Isn't my T-zone dry enough? Why are they unleashing this on us? Starbucks says it's a "sweet but pleasantly sour spectacle." That's not a thing. That's not a way to describe a beverage. At best, it's a description of a very competent revival of *She Loves Me*. Is this Frappuccino *She Loves Me* ? Is it? Does this beverage feature a scene-stealing turn by the superlative Gavin Creel? Well?!" \-- An excellent piece at The Stranger: [The Heart of Whiteness: Ijeoma Oluo Interviews Rachel Dolezal, the White Woman Who Identifies as Black](https://www.thestranger.com/features/2017/04/19/25082450/the-heart-of-whiteness-ijeoma-oluo-interviews-rachel-dolezal-the-white-woman-who-identifies-as-black?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). \-- This was really interesting, over at Purseblog: [If You Want to Buy an Hermès Bag When Visiting Paris, This is the Insane Procedure You Now Have to Follow.](https://www.purseblog.com/hermes/hermes-faubourg-saint-honore-boutique-shopping-line-appointments/?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) \-- Here for this (at *The Telegraph*): [As The Queen prepares to celebrate her 91st birthday, meet the most stylish nonagenarians in the world.](https://www.telegraph.co.uk/fashion/people/stylish-nonagenarians-world/?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) \-- At Lainey,[ your Chris Evans Update](https://www.laineygossip.com/Chris-Evans-to-make-Broadway-debut-in-Kenneth-Lonergans-Lobby-Hero/46825?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). \-- Also at Lainey, [Serena Williams is pregnant and I basically am as delighted as if I actually know Serena in real life](https://www.laineygossip.com/Serena-Williams-announces-she-is-20-weeks-pregnant-on-Snapchat/46810?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). \-- Bless the New York Public Library: [Our Favorite Fictional Librarians, Ranked.](https://www.nypl.org/blog/2017/04/14/our-favorite-fictional-librarians-ranked??ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) \-- I thought this was excellent, at Catapult: [To Swim is to Endure: On Living with Chronic Pain](https://catapult.co/stories/bodies-to-swim-is-to-endure-on-living-with-chronic-pain?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). \-- I enjoyed [this profile of genius-level WTF?!?! face-maker Jake Tapper at *GQ.*](https://www.gq.com/story/jake-tapper-cnn-profile?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) \-- Via Pajiba: I cannot believe they're making another season of *The X-Files,* but [I am DELIGHTED by this deep-dive into Scully's various hair-dos.](https://www.pajiba.com/tv%5Freviews/for-the-love-of-god-xfiles-please-fix-scullys-wig-next-season.php?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) \-- [Amber Heard is dating Elon Musk? ](https://www.celebitchy.com/531994/amber%5Fheards%5Fdad%5Fsays%5Fshe%5Fwants%5Fto%5Fmarry%5Felon%5Fmusk%5Fhave%5Fhis%5Fbabies/?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)Where have I been? \[Celebitchy\] \-- At Revelist: [I tried unwearing my coats like a Kardashian — here's what happened.](https://www.revelist.com/style-trends/kardashian-coats/7400?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) \-- Also at Revelist, [three cheers for Christian Siriano.](https://www.revelist.com/body-positive/christian-siriano-plus-size-brides/7534?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) \-- At Socialite Life, [we see the first press pic of the new *Great British Bake Off* judging crew and I REJECT IT ENTIRELY. ](https://www.socialitelife.com/great-british-bake-off-official-photo-04-2017?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) \-- And, in case you missed it here at GFY, [I read that new biography of Prince Charles, and picked out the most juicy bits for your perusal.](https://www.gofugyourself.com/featured/22-things-we-learned-from-that-juicy-new-prince-charles-biography?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) \-- We also got to[ interview Audrey Fisher, the costume designer of *Girlboss*, about her process, jumpsuits, and the importance of vintage sunglasses](https://www.gofugyourself.com/featured/girlboss?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). \-- We also had[ a GREAT chat about beauty products, full of recommendations and requests.](https://www.gofugyourself.com/beauty-product-recommendations-and-requests-04-2017?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)