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# Fugs & Pieces, March 14, 2014
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugs-pieces-march-14-2014-03-2014/
- Published: 2014-03-14T21:00:01.000Z
- Updated: 2014-03-14T21:01:13.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: Fugs and Pieces, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:39

Are you ready to procrastinate for like three hours? I'm here for you:

\-- Every week, Heather and I ask WHO WORE IT BEST? for Vanity Fair. [Today, the contenders are Juan Pablo v. Chuck Bass](https://www.vanityfair.com/online/daily/2014/03/who-wore-it-best-juan-pablo-galavis-chuck-bass?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). You guys, he's Chuck Bass. (Vanity Fair)

\-- Those of you who [follow us on Twitter ](https://twitter.com/fuggirls?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)and are also night owls -- or on the other side of the world -- know that I cannot resist late night streaming of *Murder She Wrote* on Netflix. (Netflix has 100% of it on streaming! Say goodbye to productivity!) So I was delighted to take this quiz: [Noël Coward or Murder, She Wrote? ](https://www.theguardian.com/stage/quiz/2014/mar/13/noel-coward-or-murder-she-wrote-angela-lansbury-quiz?CMP=twt%5Fgu&ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)I scored a very respectable 10 out of 12! (The Guardian)

\-- THIS will be fun to discuss. [*The Hollywood Reporter*](https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/style/top-25-power-stylists-2014/?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)[ has released their list of the Top 25 Power Stylists](https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/style/top-25-power-stylists-2014/?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). It's a great feature, because you can click in and read an interview with each stylist, including who their clients are. It's really, really a good read. (THR)

\-- Refinery29 interviewed Karl Lagerfeld and [he was SO LAGERFELD](https://www.refinery29.com/2014/03/64360/karl-lagerfeld-fragrance-interview?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). He literally says, "My website is my brain." INDEED. (Refinery29)

\-- [This is an interesting interview with Wes Anderson about *Grand Budapest Hotel*.](https://www.npr.org/2014/03/12/289423863/wes-anderson-we-made-a-pastiche-of-eastern-europes-greatest-hits?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) The part where he talks about miniatures, which they use to great effect in the film, is particularly fascinating to me. (NPR)

\-- This is just....really, really funny. You will laugh, as [President Fitzgerald Grant Does The Crossword. ](https://the-toast.net/2014/03/14/president-fitzgerald-grant-scandal-crossword-puzzle/?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)(The Toast)

\-- I feel certain I can entice you with merely this headline: [The Unglamorous Life of a New York City Private Eye](https://thehairpin.com/2014/03/the-unglamorous-life-of-a-new-york-city-private-eye?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) (The Hairpin)

\-- Also this one: [Woman accidentally joins search party looking for herself.](https://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/216498/woman-accidentally-joins-search-party-looking-for-herself/?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) (Death and Taxes)

\-- And -- rule of threes! -- this one: [Crush the Best-Dressed List: Our Style Guide to a Century of Dazzling Party Dresses](https://www.collectorsweekly.com/articles/a-century-of-dazzling-party-dresses/?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) (Collectors' Weekly)

\-- The video where [J Lo is asked who she'd save if both Ben Affleck and Sean Diddy Puffy Puff Daddy Combs were drowning and she could only rescue one of them ](https://www.laineygossip.com/Jennifer-Lopez-namechecks-Ben-Affleck-and-Puff-Daddy-during-radio-interview/29690?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)is actually legitimately funny. Even if you've read what she's said, SEEING it is really entertaining. (Lainey)

\-- T[here is also video of Cumberbatch executing his U2 photobomb on the Oscars red carpet](https://www.celebitchy.com/355057/the%5Fvideo%5Fof%5Fbenedict%5Fcumberbatch%5Fphoto-bombing%5Fu2%5Fwas%5Freleased%5Fits%5Fglorious/?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io), and what I really want to know is: how did we not know he had such a good vertical until now? (Celebitchy)

\-- Pajiba reacted to the leak of (ALLEGEDLY) [Lilo's homemade list of all the dudes she's slept with](https://www.pajiba.com/celebrities%5Fare%5Fbetter%5Fthan%5Fyou/a-measured-and-lengthy-treatise-on-lindsay-lohans-conquest-list.php?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) in the best way: just gifs of people clapping. And let me say, I have THOUGHTS on that list, and it's that I think some of them are wishful thinking. But the idea of Lindsay Lohan "accidentally" losing the list she made of all of her conquests as a way of getting people to talk about her is kinda brilliant in a deliciously Jackie Collins way. Jackie Collins would TOTALLY write a character who leaked her own little black book to get attention, and I would LOVE that character. (Pajiba)

\-- Teen Vogue hits us with [the 15 Most Exciting YA Books coming out this year](https://www.teenvogue.com/entertainment/books/2014-01/new-young-adult-novels-2014/?slide=1&ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). Yay, books! (Teen Vogue)

\-- Speaking of lists,[ this round-up of *Shark Tank*'s 20 Silliest Inventions is VERY funny](https://www.npr.org/blogs/monkeysee/2014/03/14/290105239/step-right-up-20-very-silly-inventions-actually-pitched-on-shark-tank?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). (Monkey See blog)

\-- In similarly important listicles (I am not kidding; this subject matter is one of my favorites), [my fellow *Real Housewife*\-watchers will enjoy this definitive ranking of ALL OF THEM](https://www.thewire.com/entertainment/2014/03/definitive-ranking-every-real-housewife/358890/?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) EVER. Except DC, because who even remembers them? (The Wire)