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# Fugs & Pieces, March 3rd, 2023
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugs-pieces-march-3rd-2023-03-2023/
- Published: 2023-03-03T21:00:52.000Z
- Updated: 2023-03-06T04:33:01.000Z
- Description: Dish towels! Presidents with mullets! Messy divorces! THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA.
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, Fugs and Pieces, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:22

Happy weekend! I hope you have a really fun one -- or at least a relaxing one.

We had a very fun week [over at Drinks With Broads, our newish Substack newsletter](https://drinkswithbroads.substack.com/)! All subscribers got [our take on the SAG Awards (and Cocaine Bear!), which you can read here](https://drinkswithbroads.substack.com/p/the-best-worsts-mosts-and-leasts). Paid subscribers got a banger (if I do say so myself), in which[ I deep dive into the ridiculous(ly entertaining) and super petty Peltz-Beckham wedding lawsuit, and Heather tries that sticky e.l.f. primer and also sticky Jones Road's Miracle Balm](https://drinkswithbroads.substack.com/p/spice-up-your-wedding-lawsuit). Have you wanted to see Heather with a box affixed to her face with makeup? Well, Drinks With Broads will provide! (We also talk about our Ideal Mall Shops, which is fun.)

Here at GFY, we've got your [Best and Worst Dressed polls for the SAGs](https://www.gofugyourself.com/tag/best-and-worst?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io), and I rounded up [a bunch of arguably deranged St Patrick's Day decor/outfits/giant lawn ornaments](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-nation-loves-unhinged-and-not-items-for-st-patricks-day-03-2023/) \-- plus, of course, our usual array of Celebs Wearing Stuff Publicly, like [Gigi Hadid going full Judith Krantz](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/gigi-hadid-has-been-making-the-rounds-03-2023/), K.Stew dealing with [perhaps the WORST Chanel has inflicted upon her](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/kristen-stewart-closed-out-the-berlin-film-festival-in-a-sad-trombone-02-2023/), and [Jennifer Coolidge looking AMAZING on the cover of W](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/jennifer-coolidges-w-magazine-shoot-is-my-favorite-thing-this-month-03-2023/).

ELSEWHERE!

What a fun chat, at Girls of a Certain Age: [Where I splurge and where I save](https://www.girlsofacertainage.com/shopping/when-i-splurge-and-when-i-save/?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

Such a good read:[ ‘I *Still* Don’t Know What It Was’ An oral history of *Kings*, the ambitious, expensive, proudly weird drama on which NBC bet its prestige future and lost.](https://www.vulture.com/article/kings-nbc-2009-oral-history.html??ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) \[Vulture\]

Chaka Khan [has thoughts and they're DISHY](https://pubx.co/E0Q0mH?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). She does not hold back!\[Lainey\]

Agreed: [Can Celebrities Stop Using Their Makeup Lines to Fight Each Other](https://jezebel.com/can-celebrities-please-stop-using-their-makeup-lines-to-1850179953??ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). \[Jezebel\]

OKAY: [Allow Pedro Pascal to Introduce You to Chilean Snacks](https://www.pajiba.com/miscellaneous/allow-pedro-pascal-to-introduce-you-to-chilean-snacks.php?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). He can introduce me to anything! \[Pajiba\]

A fun and illuminating read: "[Are You Anxious, or Are You Just an Aries?](https://clubmental.com/astrology-and-mental-health/??ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io): 'What’s your sign?' used to be a lame pickup line. Now it’s how millions of TikTokkers talk about mental health. Is it possible that understanding your astrological chart could help with your psychological one?" \[Mental\]

Really interesting: [How Monopoly Became America’s Cruellest Board Game.](https://www.newyorker.com/culture/cultural-comment/how-monopoly-became-americas-cruellest-board-game??ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) \[The New Yorker\]

This is aMAZing????[ Parisian Opera House That Inspired ‘Phantom of the Opera’ Becomes an Airbnb](https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/you-can-stay-in-the-parisian-opera-house-that-inspired-phantom-of-the-opera-180981686/?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). Do not, I repeat, do *not* allow a man in a weird mask to lure you down into the basement!!!! \[Smithsonian, but I discovered this [via Brain Sofa](https://brainsofa.substack.com/)\]

At Fashionista: [On The Red Carpet, A New Class Of Commentators Are Going Beyond 'Who Are You Wearing?'](https://fashionista.com/2023/02/red-carpet-fashion-interviews-hosts??ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

[Kelsea Ballerini's divorce seems like it's getting messy](https://pubx.co/ZgvnJU?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) \-- as I suspected it might when I saw her all over NYFW. (It just felt like she was putting herself out there to get some reliably positive press and she didn't have a new record coming out, so I figured this had to be personal.) They perhaps both bear responsibility here -- she allegedly cheated but he allegedly seems like he was really not paying attention to anything but himself. Also, he's making a FIVE PART DOCU-SERIES ON YOUTUBE ABOUT THEIR BREAKUP? This would make me want to, to quote another country star, dig my key into the side of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive. \[Lainey\]

Fascinating! [‘Babylon,’ ‘Black Panther: Wakanda Forever’ and ‘Everything Everywhere All at Once’ Costume Designers on Defining Their Characters’ Looks.](https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-features/black-panther-wakanda-forever-elvis-costume-designers-characters-looks-1235336002/?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) \[THR\]

This is SO interesting: [The Weird (and Wired) Truth Behind What’s Really in Coca-Cola. Yes, it's what you're thinking. Kinda](https://www.eater.com/23620802/cocaine-in-coca-cola-coke-recipe-gastropod?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). \[Eater\]

Important: [This Is What Your Paper Towel Use Says About Your Personality.](https://www.thekitchn.com/how-you-use-paper-towels-says-something-about-your-personality-23498808?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) (I *am* a little confused because there is a category here called "reusable paper towel," which I guess is a specific thing, but I personally just tend to use this thing called a dish towel?????) \[The Kitchn\]

Fun fact: [Florence Welch Wrote a *Great Gatsby* Musical.](https://www.townandcountrymag.com/leisure/arts-and-culture/a36292374/great-gatsby-musical-florence-welch/?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) \[Town & Country\]

I know this will be meaningful to a lot of you: [Cheerwine Beer Is Here. ](https://gardenandgun.com/articles/cheerwine-beer-is-here/?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) \[Garden and Gun\]

This is a VERY CUTE BEBE: [Keke Palmer and Darius Jackson welcome son Leodis, nicknamed Leo](https://www.celebitchy.com/806490/keke%5Fpalmer%5Fand%5Fdarius%5Fjackson%5Fwelcome%5Fson%5Fleodis%5Fnicknamed%5Fleo/?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) \[Celebitchy\]

Really interesting: "[The Alamo’s New Battle Plan:](https://www.texasmonthly.com/news-politics/alamo-new-battle-plan-massive-restoration/?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) A $500 million restoration seeks to reverse almost two centuries of cultural and physical neglect at the most popular historic site in Texas. There’s never been more of a concerted effort to make things right." \[Texas Monthly\]

Finally, you need to take this in. Click in for the ENTIRE THREAD.

> every american president, but they're all cool and they all sport a mullet  
>  
> — Cam Harless (@hamcarless) [March 1, 2023](https://twitter.com/hamcarless/status/1630765933768724483?ref%5Fsrc=twsrc%5Etfw&ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)