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# Fugs and Pieces: November 12th
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugs_and_pieces_november_122010-11-2010/
- Published: 2010-11-12T14:00:58.000Z
- Updated: 2010-11-12T16:39:36.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: Fugs and Pieces, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:27

HAPPY FRIDAY! We present, for your procrastination pleasure, the following:  
  
\-- Remember that time Jessica Simpson recorded "A Public Affair" and it was essentially Madonna's 'Holiday"? [This time, she's recorded a Christmas tune that literally is "All I Want For Christmas Is You," with like one note changed](https://tv.gawker.com/5687631/is-jessica-simpsons-new-christmas-song-a-complete-mariah-carey-rip-off?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). It's even called, "My Only Wish (for Christmas Is You)." Just give it up, girl. (Gawker TV)  
  
\-- Speaking of stealing, [io9 looks at all the people who claim JK Rowling stole their ideas. And found ALL OF THEM wanting. ](https://io9.com/5683905/everything-harry-potters-been-accused-of-ripping-off?skyline=true&s=i&ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)She's not going to write any of y'all a check, okay? Just give it up, writers. (io9)  
  
\-- Also: [you want to watch DanRad sing the periodic table whilst sitting next to Colin Farrell. ](https://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2010/11/watch%5Fdaniel%5Fradcliffe%5Fsing%5Fth.html?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)You just DO. (Vulture)  
  
\-- Finding yourself wondering how you would have restored your virginity in the 17th century, should you have found the need, lately? Who HASN'T? [Thank god, we have answers at last. Unfortunately, it involves a rather odd diet.](https://thehairpin.com/2010/11/restore-your-virginity-the-17th-century-way/?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) (The Hairpin)  
  
\-- Apparently Shannen Doherty's new book is NOT a dishy tell-all, but more of an advice compendium? I declare this DISAPPOINTING, despite not having read it. [However, it does involve, apparently, a poem. ](https://jezebel.com/5684692/highlights-from-shannen-dohertys-vanity-projectself+help-book?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)Oh, Brenda. Get back to us when you're giving up the dirt on Tori Spelling. (Jezebel)  
  
\-- Lainey discovered [the reason Katherine Heigl went to the CMAs](https://laineygossip.com/Katherine%5FHeigl%5Fand%5FJosh%5FKelly%5Fat%5FCMAs%5F2010.aspx?CatID=0&CelID=0&ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). I thought it was just because she wanted people to pay attention to her. (Lainey)  
  
\-- The Oxford English dictionary is [on a quest to prevent thousands of words from falling out of daily use, and is asking people to "adopt" one, in order to keep it alive](https://www.savethewords.org/?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). I adopted "prandicle," which means "small meal." I LOVE a good prandicle. (Save the Words \[site contains sound\]).  
  
\-- I'm going to have a prandicle while I look at [pictures of cats in outfits](https://nymag.com/daily/fashion/2010/11/more%5Fcat%5Fcalendar%5Fimages.html?mid=fashion-alert--20101110&ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). (The Cut)  
  
\-- The New York Times [chronicles the return of the turban](https://www.nytimes.com/2010/11/11/fashion/11NOTICED.html?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). I'm just waiting for the return of the Urban Sombrero. (NYT)  
  
\-- God bless the person who took one line from last week's *Vampire Diaries* (in which Katherine confesses she was spying on Stefan at a Bon Jovi concert in the 80s) and created [an entire Tumblr consisting of photos of Katherine lurking in the background of screenshots of other projects Paul Wesley has down.](https://andiwaswatchingyou.tumblr.com/?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) Hilar. (And I Was Watching You)  
  
\-- Speaking of *Vampire Diaries*, Katerina Graham has a video up on YouTube in which she takes us through her closet and it is AMAZING. ["I'm pretty much always wearing these harem pants," is basically the first sentence out of her mouth](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpzTr8mEggw&ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). Awesome. (You Tube)  
  
\-- It seems that the last time Kanye flew commercial, [he gave fellow passengers an impromptu (and G-rated) concert](https://www.popeater.com/2010/11/08/kanye-west-plane-concert/?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). You guys, he IS softer and gentler now. He just wants to give back! (PopEater)  
  
\-- You know how we feel about Ke$ha, but I kind of love her for admitting that [she's actually trying to dress like "a cross between Keith Richards and a hobo.](https://www.celebitchy.com/125331/keha%5Fim%5Ftrying%5Fto%5Flook%5Flike%5Fa%5Fcross%5Fbetween%5Fkeith%5Frichards%5Fand%5Fa%5Fhobo/?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)" Ke$ha, you're hired! (Celebitchy)