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# Fugshanti and Fuglange
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugshanti-and-fuglange/
- Published: 2012-04-27T17:00:18.000Z
- Updated: 2012-04-27T06:35:15.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

## Ashanti and Solange

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/04/143446384.jpg)

SOLANGE: Now that Beyonce is all [no-more-heels](https://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/gloss%5Fprefers%5Fbeyonce%5Fnow%5Fthat%5Fshe%5FyQBDei38jP4DLJOPZDnHxK?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io), I have to bring it for BOTH of us, you know?

ASHANTI: But would she like what you are bringing?

SOLANGE: What's not to like about hip wings?

## Solange

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/04/143447577.jpg)

SOLANGE: I look like a blossoming flower about to take flight to a place where metaphors make sweet, mix-y love.

ASHANTI: Is there an app for that? Because you also look like someone plugged an iPhone into your groin.

SOLANGE: Sigh. I know. And I left all my makeup at B's, and she locked it away, because of her natural kick.

ASHANTI: Yeah, how long is THAT going to last?

SOLANGE: I give it three months. Tops.

## Ashanti

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/04/143446192.jpg)

ASHANTI: People thought my spooky phase was only going to last that long. And look at me NOW. Still rocking the sorceress look.

SOLANGE: This isn't actually THAT weird, you know.

ASHANTI: Only because I STARTED in Vagina Town.

SOLANGE: Although I guess it DOES sort of look like a Jedi shark is eating the Darth Vadar of the ocean.

ASHANTI: And who wouldn't want that? But check THIS out...

## Nelly and Ashanti

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/04/143446209.jpg)

SOLANGE: Wow, you got Nelly to match his tie to your hair?

ASHANTI: I promised him I'd try to wiggle a nipple out of my top.

SOLANGE: He looks enraged.

ASHANTI: That's because I lied. I knew I could only get 75-percent there.

[Fugshanti and FuglangeSOLANGE: Hey, Ash. ASHANTI: Hey Sol. How's the Zeyonce family? SOLANGE: Last I heard, B is the most beautiful human in the world, J is the lord of the geniuses, their baby cries rainbows, and the three of them together are going to save humanity from either itself or from Will Smith's family. How is your mastery of the dark arts? ASHANTI: I could tell you, but then I'd have to pox you. SOLANGE: You ARE kind of dressed as the devil to my angel. ASHANTI: And your name anagrams to, "So, angel." SOLANGE: And yours anagrams to "I, Satan! H." ASHANTI: Not bad. SOLANGE: My outfit, or my anagramming? ASHANTI: .... Yeah, never mind, both were actually sort of bad. And coming from me, that is SERIOUS. SOLANGE: Guess I'll be seeing you in Fug Madness. ASHANTI: I would guess so. \[Photos: Getty\]![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/04/143446384.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugshanti-and-fuglange-04-2012/)