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# Fugsica White
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugsica-white-02-2012/
- Published: 2012-02-07T20:00:19.000Z
- Updated: 2016-11-17T01:03:15.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, jumpsuit, super(and unsuper)models, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

Thank you to Jessica White for adding fuel to the pyre on which the "models can wear anything" theory is burning.

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/02/138443408.jpg "Jessica White")](https://gofugyourself.com/fugsica-white-02-2012/jay-z-concert-to-benefit-the-united-way-of-new-york-city-and-the-shawn-carter-foundation-arrivals?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

Models can't wear this. Windows can't wear this. Canopy beds can't wear this. Marchesa models can't wear this. Mannequins at the polygamist cult on-site lingerie emporium can't wear this. Tables can't wear this. Clowns can't wear this. People who breathe can't wear this. SWINTON can't wear this. [Leighton Meester might think she can wear this](https://gofugyourself.com/leighton111710-11-2010?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io), but she can't. Tyra Banks secretly thinks she can wear this, but knows better than to try. Your mortal enemy *should* think she can wear this, even though she can't, because that would be satisfying. In short, this is the incomprehensibly hideous Lanz of Salzburg sleepwear version of [Erin Wasson's idiotic Golden Globes dress](https://gofugyourself.com/golden-globes-fug-wtf-fug-fug-wtf-carpet-erin-wasson-01-2012?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io): It is evil, and must be destroyed.

\[Photo: Getty\]