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# Fugsica White
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugsica-white-3-03-2012/
- Published: 2012-03-27T20:00:39.000Z
- Updated: 2012-03-27T19:07:23.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, Photos, super(and unsuper)models, #wp, #wp-post, #hasslideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

[View the gallery](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugsica-white-3/)

This one has an honorable mention of fuggery for Irina Shayk, whose patchy see-through blue dress is like an *Avatar* special effect gone bad, but the main prize goes to Countess Von Sleevenstein. That is the Titanic of caftans. It is the Caftanic: massive, doomed to fail, and probably containing a string quartet and a few canoes. That sleeve is so large it could clothe a child. Is there a competing musical collective called the Polymoronic Spree? Because if not, I think we've found the charter member.

\[Photos: Splash News, WENN\]