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# Fugsica White
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugsica-white-3/
- Published: 2012-03-27T20:00:39.000Z
- Updated: 2012-03-27T19:07:23.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

## Irina Shayk and Jessica White

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/03/spl375768_016.jpg)

SOMEBODY is mad she got booted from Fug Madness so early. That's fine, Jessica. Keep working overtime and thy seed shalt rise.

## Irina Shayk, Jessica Gomes and Jessica White

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/spl375768_004.jpg)

Intrepid, indeed (I see you, Shayk Sideboob -- you're not fooling anyone). Jessica Gomes in the middle there is all, "Huh. Nothing to see here." She is the meat in a crack sandwich. It's like putting fat-free bologna between fresh-baked donuts laced with hallucinogens.

## Jessica White

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/jeffrey_fashion_cares_030_wenn3801200.jpg)

I feel like her Tarot alter-ego is supposed to be the High Priestess, but really, it's The Fool. If I remembered ANYTHING about my old Tarot cards from eighth grade, I might be able to make an intelligent joke about which card's meaning is the most applicable to this gown, but I will leave that to you brilliant people for the comments. I mostly just liked looking at my cards -- they were the Renaissance pack -- and never actually memorized what any of them signified. Well, except Death. That one was easy. And I suppose Temperance spoke for itself. Okay, so the Major Arcana is sort of straightforward, but with the cups and the swords and the coins, I have zero Minor Arcana science to blind you with here. And... I'm going to walk away now.

[Fugsica WhiteThis one has an honorable mention of fuggery for Irina Shayk, whose patchy see-through blue dress is like an Avatar special effect gone bad, but the main prize goes to Countess Von Sleevenstein. That is the Titanic of caftans. It is the Caftanic: massive, doomed to fail, and probably containing a string quartet and a few canoes. That sleeve is so large it could clothe a child. Is there a competing musical collective called the Polymoronic Spree? Because if not, I think we've found the charter member. \[Photos: Splash News, WENN\]![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/03/spl375768_016.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugsica-white-3-03-2012/)