Jeremy Scott - Runway - Fall 2012 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
Yes, she IS wearing a paper unicorn attached to a bodysuit. It's so Rainbow Brite! Except that I guess Rainbow Brite didn't have a unicorn. And yes, this sentence prompted a conversation wherein I turned to Heather and asked, "did Rainbow Brite drive a unicorn?" I need to go to sleep.
Jeremy Scott - Runway - Fall 2012 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
Speaking of rainbows....
Jeremy Scott - Runway - Fall 2012 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
Speaking of cartoons...
Jeremy Scott - Runway - Fall 2012 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
Speaking of the unicorn, here's something almost as mythical and magical: a rainbow man-onesie.
Jeremy Scott - Runway - Fall 2012 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
This seems somewhat inspired by the Maison Martin Margiela wig-coat, except the wig belongs to Cindy Lauper.
Jeremy Scott - Runway - Fall 2012 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
After all that, this seems understated and elegant. As I watched this walk past me, I thought, "that's what I'd wear if I were the grand marshall of the Gay Pride parade." One MUST plan ahead for all contingencies.
The Blonds - Runway - Fall 2012 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
This was one of the first dudes who walked down the runway at The Blonds. HE IS WEARING A MAN CORSET. IT IS DELIGHTFUL. I totally squealed with glee.
The Blonds - Runway - Fall 2012 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
This is honestly amazeballs. It just is. It's like the ceiling at the Bellagio, but ON YOUR BODY and the workmanship is insane. I want to own this, so I can vacuum in it. FABULOUSLY.
The Blonds - Runway - Fall 2012 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
Likewise.
The Blonds - Runway - Fall 2012 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
Oh, hey there, Katy Perry's VMA outfit.
The Blonds - Runway - Fall 2012 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
I can't get over how cool these are. Sincerely. I mean, it's Showgirl Performance Wear, but it's SO SPARKLY. WHY doesn't someone hire them to make figure-skating costumes? YOU GUYS THAT IS A GREAT IDEA I JUST HAD. If Rachael Flatt does that, I WILL REVERSE MY OPINION.